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-Mredin- (2009-01-27)

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b0ngl0ad (2009-01-27)

As I said, I hope I owe the coinage, and any pole vaulting you wish. I think
you're right, they are doing a new round to double-check, *maybe* because
you had a "weak" positive (a strong one would probably met with swift
reactions). Watch for any hair-pulling during this next run, them shits are
deadly accurate, and fo' a looooooooong way back. Be 'Gattaca' careful, and
keep sweating that they don't go nuclear on this run (i.e., much, much more
intensive in the testing method of your pee-wad-'n).
Damn I hate drug tests, how totally uncool is it that someone can demand of
me a certain measure of my bodily fluids, and test for the presence of some
shit that I didn't do even *near* the time I was working. I'm very careful
of making sure the bottle I give back is dry as a bone (on the outside) to
be as gross-less as possible (during yearly check-ups, or if I'm sick or
they are asking for one to test cholesterol, whatever). However, I'd
probably douse the outside good-n-plenty if it were for a drug test, and add
in a small drop of blood just to trip 'em out. Get a seashell and pound that
baby with a hammer, until you get it into not quite powder, add two pinches
to the sample- you know, kidney stones breakin' up. I DAMN sure would be
gorging on asparagus for days and days before, just to put the
funk-of-forty-seagulls on it. Add a pinch of grape Kool-Aid, and five or six
pubes on the top - you don't want to give them a "bald" sample.
What would really be fun is to bring back a stool sample, and then act all
innocent and whatnot. You could get some peanut butter, and some dark brown
acrylic paint, mix 'em together to get it the right color, then add some
corn kernels, six or seven peanuts, and something really weird like a Micro
Machine, a Barbie doll's head or shave your leg and mix that in. There are
some scents at hunting supply stores that smell like shit, you could add
that to make it seem real. It's not like they're really gonna test it. Just
the sight of all that weird "shit" in your shit, as they look at the cup
would be worth the price of admission. You'd have to practice at home
(playing out the scenario in your mind, not really squatting and plopping
into a pee cup) just so you could do it with a straight face.
Or even better, you could come back with a semen sample. Save like 15 or 20
blows before you go (like by rubbin' your rhubarb with a Trojan on, and
storin' it in the 'fridge-e-ate-or.). Tape a Ziploc bag of it to your
stomach, to warm it up and to hide it. Then, pour it into the cup *all the
way to the top*. Walk back with a cup that is almost brimming with joy-juice
trimmings. When they look at you like "WTF?!?!", act offended and curtly
say, "Well, I could give you more, if you can wait a few minutes for me to
recover" - or, "That's all that would fit in that cup, if you want more next
time, gimme two cups". I say, grab your fun where you can - 'specially if
it's an opportunity to stick it to "The Man".

RAS_RICK (2010-06-24)

did i miss something guys??