8-Tracks of 69 - Six Vintage Porno 8-tracks + scans

8-Tracks of 69 - Six Vintage Porno 8-tracks + scans -The Lustful Sexlife of a Perverted Nympho Housewife -Suck and Screw Orgy -Dr. Kaufman Examines Crystal -Sex Love Story -Apartment #69 -Fornicating Female Freaks from dinosaurgardens.com A great story of the unearthing of these audio relics, and some explaination of what they are- "The phrase just doesn’t make sense to people when I first say it: Porno 8-track tapes. No, not videos — 8-track tapes, like from the 70’s. Audio only. No, not recordings of porno movie soundtracks. It’s like porno for the blind, or X-rated radio theater: improbable scenarios, occasional sound effects, awkward play-by-play of all the action. Arousing? Stilted? Downright hilarious? You decide. Like many of the real gems in my audio holdings, I acquired this from Goldmine Records, Columbus Ohio. I need to take a few moments here to briefly canonize Goldmine and especially Goldmine’s owner, Joe (both RIP). Goldmine for me was… well… a goldmine: it was nearby, it was cheap, and good stuff came through regularly. Joe was just right for it. Half rock casualty, half Simpsons comic book guy, Joe was a Zappa-worshipping music lover who ran this store for MEN. And not just all men: the list of people who had been kicked out of the store and banned for life was not short. The infraction could be anything from questioning Zappa’s genius (the signed show poster behind the counter should’ve warned you) or “using the lord’s name in vain” as a hand-written notice near the Zappa poster warned. Joe’s appreciation for Zappa wasn’t just in life — he died the same way as Zappa, too (prostate cancer). Although I was never big Zappa fan or even for most of Joe’s likes, he took a shining to me. I think he simply understood that even though I appreciated confusing things like inappropriate religious records and other shitty sounds, I liked what I liked, and I liked it hard and by the dozen. And he gave me quantity discounts on those dozens, for which I am so grateful that I’ll spend paragraphs canonizing him on a blog. (Record stores, take note…) These six 8-tracks were no exception. Joe held these for me at the store and left one of his characteristically gruff messages on my answering machine to get over there. Mouth agape, I inspected these 8-track treasures while he went on about how amazing they were, how rare they were, how he’d never seen anything like them before. I was bracing myself for the worst… “Alright Joe… how much?” “Eh — dollar each.” I miss Joe." Enjoy. Please Seed

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cattepau27 (2009-01-01)

THANK YOU, GrandTheft. I remember this stuff. And bless you Joe, wherever you are... (those guys are getting fewer and farther between...)

stevieb (2009-01-01)

Wot an oddity these sound, n wot a great story :D
Thanx :D
Keep Lucky !!

 TaurusKJ (2009-03-22)

I have NEVER seen anything like these before on any format! Maybe they were pretty hot and riskay in 1975 or so, but now they are good for a great laugh! I nearly peed myself : o Thank you GTB4200 for this once in a lifetime find. Giving you a plus up. Keep up the good work!

gillesdeleuze (2009-12-18)

In the past decade, I've found myself looking for records more often at Used Kid's or that place on Oakland Avenue that's not there anymore...
But I try to go to Goldmine once every few months.
This stuff is awesome...
(always nice to find out a kind/genre of music/sound/record that you never knew existed exists)
(maybe I'll stop past Goldmine tomorrow...)
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That Goldie Hawn album doesn't have any seeders... nudge nudge.