The Fastest Guitar Alive (VHS) [1967] Roy Orbison

http://bayimg.com/iaLpDAacp The Fastest Guitar Alive (1967) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061652/ The Fastest Guitar Alive is a 1967 MGM motion picture starring singer Roy Orbison in his only starring role as an actor. A musical western, the story is set near the end of the American Civil War with Orbison portraying a Southern spy with a bullet-shooting guitar given the task of robbing gold bullion from the United States Mint in San Francisco in order to help finance the Confederacy's war effort. The film features Orbison performing several original songs which appeared on his 1967 MGM record album of the same name. Roy Orbison ... Johnny Banner Sammy Jackson ... Steve Menlo Maggie Pierce ... Flo Joan Freeman ... Sue Lyle Bettger ... Charlie John Doucette ... Marshal Max Cooper Patricia Donahue ... Stella DeWitt Ben Cooper ... Deputy Rink Ben Lessy ... Indian Chief Douglas Kennedy ... Sheriff Joe Stedman Len Hendry ... Deputy George Iron Eyes Cody ... 1st Indian Domingo Samudio ... 1st Expressman (as Sam the Sham) Wilda Taylor ... Emily Victoria Carroll ... Margie Among pop stars and rock 'n' rollers who made the transition from the recording studio to a screen career, could there ever have been a more unlikely candidate for a romantic leading man than Roy Orbison? His jet black hair against his pale white skin often led some people to wonder if he had an aversion to light, an impression which was further supported by his insistence on wearing sunglasses on stage. And unlike his rockabilly contemporaries who gyrated wildly while performing, Orbison would stand completely still while playing, as if he were propped up on display. Not the most charismatic choice for a movie star. Yet, when Orbison opened his mouth to sing, it was a different story. His voice and his range were truly stunning, capable of going from a melodic tenor to a falsetto wail. If you could capture that on film, you just might have something. So what did MGM do? Instead of showcasing his musical talent in a contemporary setting, they cast him in The Fastest Guitar Alive (1967), a comedic Western in which Roy plays a Confederate spy who steals a shipment of Union gold with his partner Sammy Jackson. The most-wanted duo soon team up with the Chesnut Sisters (Joan Freeman and Maggie Pierce), two dance-hall girls who accompany our heroes as dangerous renegades pursue them from town to town. The film's key gimmick is Orbison's guitar, which also functions as a rifle, hence the title. Luckily, Orbison gets to sing too and the songs include "Good Time Party," "Rollin' On," and "Whirlwind." Yes, not one of them is a recognizable hit for good reason, but where else are you going to see Roy Orbison in a silly Civil War-era musical? For the sheer curiosity value alone, The Fastest Guitar Alive is required viewing for any Orbison fan and it even features Sam the Sham (without the Pharaohs) in a supporting role. (Sorry, but he doesn't get to perform "Wooly-Bully.") Orbison is not a natural performer by any stretch of the imagination and sometimes he looks slightly stunned at the dialogue emerging from his own mouth; one standout line delivered with guitar in hand goes "In case you're interested, I can kill you with this and play your funeral march at the same time." But he can also surprise you in unexpected ways. For the "Pistolero" number, he enters singing, wearing a sombrero and dressed completely in black highlighted by a red sash. The dramatic tension builds as he stalks the woman he is serenading like a matador. At the other extreme is a folksy ballad - "River Song" - that really shows off Orbison's plaintive voice. And if you want to understand the meaning of "high camp," you have to see the "Medicine Man" number with Roy performing center stage while background "Indian maiden" dancers go through some Las Vegas showgirl gyrations. Originally, The Fastest Guitar Alive was supposed to be Elvis Presley's follow-up film to Love Me Tender (1957) but it was eventually rejected in favor of Loving You (1957), an almost autobiographical account of the rock 'n' roll star's climb to fame. So, when Orbison expressed an interest in making a movie, exploitation producer Sam Katzman was happy to offer him the Elvis reject. Katzman had a genius for turning out profitable low-budget quickies - everything from horror thrillers like Zombies of Mora Tau (1957) to pop culture rip-offs like Don't Knock the Twist (1962) - but his instincts were wrong about The Fastest Guitar Alive. Orbison made the film at one of the lowest points of his career. His wife, Claudette, had just been killed in a car accident, his record sales were in decline, and the following year the singer's two sons would die tragically in a house fire. According to biographer Ellis Amburn in his book, Dark Star: The Roy Orbison Story, "Roy's lapse in judgment in taking the role may have been attributable to the fact that he had always been an avid movie fan, and starring in his own film, however trite, was one of the prerogatives of a rock star that he did not intend to miss." "It was intended to be a serious film," Roy said, "Cat Ballou had just won an Oscar and so they changed it to comedy." When The Fastest Guitar Alive was released, one critic - John Mahoney of The Hollywood Reporter - voiced what many people felt was an accurate assessment of the film: "Orbison appears unlikely to generate the same kind of celluloid excitement as Elvis Presley. Not only does he look quite different than he sounds, but he is clearly not cut out to carry conventional romantic leading roles...the film has in its favor brevity, the best production values a low budget can buy and seven original songs, likably performed....Orbison gives a good performance and generates a degree of natural charm." It's interesting to ponder what might have happened if Orbison had actually been offered a script that exploited his true, god-given talents. Still, The Fastest Guitar Alive is your only opportunity to see the Vernon, Texas, legend in a starring film role and it's absurd premise makes it an amusing oddity. SOUNDTRACK: "The Fastest Guitar Alive" Written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees Performed by Roy Orbison "Pistolero" Written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees Performed by Roy Orbison "Good Time Party" Written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees Performed by Roy Orbison "River" Written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees Performed by Roy Orbison "Whirlwind" Written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees Performed by Roy Orbison "Medicine Man" Written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees Performed by Roy Orbison "Rollin' On" Written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees Performed by Roy Orbison "Snuggle Huggle" Written by Fred Karger and Robert E. Kent Performed by Maggie Pierce and Joan Freeman

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UncleO (2012-02-07)

I'll anyone anything this is the worst movie you have ULed! I've seen it. All the way through!

 ThorntonWilde (2012-03-03)

Robert Altman said that a cult film is what you get when you dont have enough fans for a minority.