Dead Dark Slide - Demo 2002 RARE Gothic Industrial

Dead Dark Slide - Self Titled Demo (2002) Dead Dork Slide are/is for the most part a one person project, created by Ryan "I have no talent" Michalski, with some additional backing vocals and drums/synths by Juan "Punchy" Gonzales of Diet of Worms. Rumored to be Goth/Industrial, Dead Dark Slide must be heard to be believed. Inane lyrics, lousy production and vocals from hell. Now defunct, DDS only played one show in September 2003 before calling it a day. Ryan (Times Flies, Spaceking) is currently working with noise artist Clint Listing on one of their myriad of collaborations. This is the ORIGINAL demo version of his/their 2004 release, with 5 songs not found on the later version. If you ask real nice, I'll upload the 2004 release too.... I even have his equally crappy Spaceking release....which is the gayest pop ever recorded... Track Listing: (written as misspelled by "artist" 1) Fish Bowl 2) Grim 3) Cray 4) Sax & Violins 5) can You See Me? 6) Rainbow 7) REP 8) Tough 9) You Are Dead 10) Ryan09 11) Fock Love 12) You Wanted 13) Tree01 Studio Line-up Glass Oils (Ryan) - Vocals, Guitar Punchy - Drums, Synths Live Line-up Glass Oils (Ryan) - Vocals, Guitar Punchy the Mummy - vocals, bass Willy the Wonder Wolf - Synths, dancing Metaldusa - backing vocals, dancing http://www.soundclick.com/deaddarkslide http://www.cosmonaught.50megs.com/ http://members.soundclick.com/spacesmp3 Seriously, this some of the most painfully pathetically funny shit ever recorded.. Let me know what you think,,, How bad does it suck? Best answer wins a prize....

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