BioShock PROPER-LOLCATS

LOLCAT PRESENTS: BioShock (c) 2K Games *PROPER* Release Date : 01-09-2007 Protection : SecuRom PA Release Type : DVD9 / Multi Game Genre : FPS / Action - L O L C A T S R F U N - RELEASE NOTES: BioShock is the "genetically enhanced" first person shooter that lets you do things never before possible in the genre: turn everything into a weapon, biologically mod your body with plasmids, hack devices and systems, upgrade your weapons and craft new ammo variants, and experiment with different battle techniques in an incredible and unique underwater city. You are a cast-away in Rapture, an underwater Utopia torn apart by civil war. Caught between powerful forces, and hunted down by genetically modified splicers and deadly security systems, you have to come to grips with a deadly, mysterious world filled with powerful technology and fascinating characters. No encounter ever plays out the same, and no two gamers will play the game the same way. PROPER NOTES: This release does not require internet, nor does it have any serial or activation part and you don't have to copy any cracked files over. It's all been easied for your pleasure. MIAUW! INSTALL NOTES: 1. Unpack the release with WinRAR or equivalent 2. Burn the ISO with Nero Burning ROM or equivalent, alternative option is mounting the image with Daemon-Tools. 3. Install. 4. Install VS Redist & latest DirectX which can be found on the ISO. 5. Enjoy playing!

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Mulleboy (2007-09-02)

Vore skoj om det funkade. Den har samma storlek som dem förra Bioshock releaserna, så det lär väl vara rätt.

Goodsword (2007-09-02)

72 downloads and no reports on whether it works or not?
Please report on authenticity and functionality of the files.

iamrobk (2007-09-02)

Releaselog is reporting this as working fine.

hansdegebruiker (2007-09-02)

works great and easy

taskige_tarzan (2007-09-02)

thanx! this rocks!

bletsonius (2007-09-02)

Dowloaded: 174 times
Seeders: 56
Does that mean that 118 ppl are actually assholes and just leech? what can i say...
and one more thing, sorry for my noobiness, but is lolcats a new group? never heard of it before... :S

SOLARIES666 (2007-09-02)

SEED!!!!! This works 100%. stop seeding other bioshock torents and seed this.

Stader (2007-09-02)

Thanks!

benati (2007-09-02)

OMG!!!!!!!!! this is working DOWNLOAD THIS!
THx

forcex (2007-09-02)

yea...seed this one instead! (not the best speed)

forcex (2007-09-02)

speed's 1,7 Kb\s ...I mean CO'MON!

Jimmy Boy (2007-09-02)

Hey, do i need windows vista? Or does it work with xp? Please tell me ;>

Pave60 (2007-09-02)

Im up loading whit 1,1 Mb/s.

mutilate (2007-09-02)

Downloaded:
197 times
Seeders:
56
THATS NOT NORMAL!!! SEED TOYR LITTLE ASSES OFF!

vegitax (2007-09-02)

This one works, kinda.. Everytime i enter the rapture, the game crashes with "Bioshock has performed illegal blabla, we are sorry for any inconvinience blabla" while loading the level..
Anyone have any idea how that could be fixed?

Perhana (2007-09-02)

19.0kb/s
This better be worth it.

mh_soft (2007-09-02)

when im done downloading i seed 2 mb/sec
if it works so to speak...

multifunk (2007-09-02)

Please seed. Downloadig with only 3Kb/s

shinokkk (2007-09-02)

vegitax

suppafly (2007-09-02)

Seed you greedy motherfuckers! 10 seeders out of 2950 users! :@

abbel_91 (2007-09-02)

funkar inte installera som det stog när man ska starta spelet så står det
Det här programmet kunde inte starta eftersom programets konfiguration är felaktig. Problemet kan lösas om du instalerar om bla bla
har provat installera om det funkar inte hur gör man :S

rainerco (2007-09-02)

how is this game?

Pr0nP4pp4 (2007-09-03)

Fungerar utmärkt!

rrx_88 (2007-09-03)

Buy the game assholes! It fucking worth it!

zZzO0oErLiNgo0OzZz (2007-09-03)

high system req's ? ?

ingolfen (2007-09-03)

rrx_88 Why R U here ??? looking for games to download ???
But I do agree this game really deserves to be bought and maybe I will, but I do download games and play them and if they R good I buy them. Latest example I bought Test drive unlimited ... This one may be the next have nice one

SOLARIES666 (2007-09-03)

this works perfectly with xp pro sp2.
I did not mount or burn it. extraced the iso and even installed to a non default folder! worked perfectly.. well after i installed the beta nvidia drivers :)

-MegatroN- (2007-09-03)

splatter games ftw !

hansdegebruiker (2007-09-03)

Earlyer I told that the game worked fine but it isn't working fine. There is a driver isue (already installed the new beta drivers from NVIDIA) Some configurations (like mine) crash when you enter rapture. We have to wait on a patch or fix :(. By the way I tried a copy of a friend that he got in a store and it also crashes at the same spot. (me so lucky that I didn't bought it) when this version runs smoothly than I will buy my copy (not sooner).

Sadus (2007-09-03)

VARNING!
The game has a trojan (or atleast some of the files do). My NOD32 program detected it, but not Norton or symantech.

seedbitchimnotgonna (2007-09-03)

uploading 300kbps downloading 70kbps whats wrong with u ppl seed. Really hope this works btw.

Crackzter (2007-09-03)

Warning!
IMPAA is loggin' IP's from this download!
I got a letter from the IMPAA this morning, about downloading illegal copies of Bioshock.
I know it, its just to scare the shit out of people, and this is my last warning before they take action..
I would just let you know. P.s I'm in England, so they are surely also taking actions in the US.
Be Aware!

tumadar (2007-09-03)

yeah right, this game works good

hmster (2007-09-03)

If it dont start in XP, try starting with -dx9 in the shortcut

hmster (2007-09-03)

Works with my 6800GT, the graphics was on "high". Havnt played much yet, maybe Ill run into problems later but nothing so far. A little slow...

Dare2share (2007-09-03)

"Warning!
IMPAA is loggin' IP's from this download!
I got a letter from the IMPAA this morning, about downloading illegal copies of Bioshock.
I know it, its just to scare the shit out of people, and this is my last warning before they take action..
I would just let you know. P.s I'm in England, so they are surely also taking actions in the US.
Be Aware! "
That's special cos this torrent is from last saturday and this monday you get a warning?! That's fast! Do they work in the weekends at the IMPAA?
So.....it is just a hoax I suppose...

MrMuko (2007-09-03)

@seedbitchimnotgonna
uploading 300kbps downloading 70kbps whats wrong with u ppl seed. Really hope this works btw.
lol if ur DLing at 70kb/s you are a god amongst men, or to me atleast. I am uploading a lot, well in comparison to how much i've downloaded, utorrent says about 2.7 ratio, but seeding more can't hurt people :P

ploufplaf (2007-09-03)

mmm
whats impaa dont know it
i know mpaa only
and its for film no ?
so Crackzter stop spreading bullshit
Sadus for now ur the only one speakin about a trojan in this release (u didnt even put the name of the trojan)
ty lolcats for this release

sleeper31204 (2007-09-04)

as one said on here, buy the game, its worth every penny you'll put in it.
as far as system requirements, i rock the spot with an alienware 7500.
so buy the game, play like theres no tomorrow. shouldn't be to hard if your a hard core gamer.

denns (2007-09-04)

don't bother looking to much at the system req
I can run it on high with no lagg on a
3400+ AMD 64 SINGLE core
1gb ram
x1800xt 512mb
so if you wanna se if you computer can do it dl the demo ;)

okyumarro (2007-09-04)

God damn it! that really works! THANX !!!

SuperMongol (2007-09-04)

Nice ;D
This game fucking rocks, but im broke so im gonna download it...
but i dont wanna wait a day more to get this game down, so would you plz seed just and hour or so, it would be enough.. thx :D

juliankkelly (2007-09-04)

Cheers - nothing ventured nothing gained

mr_yeah (2007-09-04)

hur ska jag göra så det sluta lagga? det laggar när jag spelar behöver hjälp! snälla jag vill spela :(

snusman (2007-09-04)

Nice to hear that this one works!
But pleeease seed...i´m downloading in 10 kB/s right now... wanna play this soon :-)

sigthepig (2007-09-04)

gonna seed like a mf when this is down..until then;please seed...:-)

thomasrc2 (2007-09-04)

There is not a trojan in this game. It's supposedly a rootkit that installs with the game. Symantec is not catching it because it has been excluded from being caught because of verification by SOE that it's all good. If you remember this happened with a lot of DRM stuff with Sony CD's before. Just get's caught by other programs because of a lack of relationships with other big companies.

Ector_Bonilha (2007-09-04)

works great thanx

seedbitchimnotgonna (2007-09-04)

This torrent runs great no need for a crack or anything. Great game btw so far.

danman500 (2007-09-04)

you know what most of you people are total wank==s look at the ratio between seeders and leechers ,your getting it for free anyway so why not share a bit, im no communist but this shite is rediculous,
you are a load of selfish bastards with the i.q of a five year old who probably sit there all night looking at your down speed and wonder why its so

danman500 (2007-09-04)

""seedbitchimnotgonna"" just forgot to mention that yo are exactly the sort of person im talking about your are total tool, a dickless arsetaking bitch with no money and a little dick! who probably still lives with his mom

daedalus1982 (2007-09-04)

@danman500
oh is wugums pissed 'cause he only has dialup? look you mr.moralhighgroundbastard if you're so superior then by all means please bugger off the forums and just buy your games. most torrent protocols won't allow for downloading without simultaneous sharing. half the seeders you see are currently downloading the game too...the other half just haven't gotten up from the tele to realize that their torrent is down. again bugger off and go chew a valium.

danman500 (2007-09-04)

daedalus1982
you dont agree that seed-bitch-im-not-gonna in case you couldn't figure it out for yourself says it all!! mr moralhighgroundbastard ,i dont have dialup!!!

danman500 (2007-09-04)

daedalus1982
Successful Friend Referrals: 0
ha ha!!!

shavedaccord (2007-09-04)

come on people seeddd..over 4,000 leechers and only 300+ seeds...30kb/s won't cut it!

war59312 (2007-09-04)

I'm getting 600 KB/s at the moment so stop whinnying about no seeders!!
Thanks seeders, you know who you are!!!

shavedaccord (2007-09-04)

ok so explain how your getting that fast..I'm on Comcast with a 14789kbps download rate..

Valle9 (2007-09-04)

never got faster down speed than 1500 kb/s, if it stands on 50 i don't think that speed sucks, just have to leave it for couple of days that's all. Thou no´w i don't get anything down of this game, seames bit od

shavedaccord (2007-09-04)

seed people seed!!!!!!...uploading at almost 100kb/s and downloading at only 11kb/s...

Strixxen (2007-09-04)

SEED! PLS

tiffanyn1979 (2007-09-04)

Am I missing something here? When I install this game all looks well until I choose new game then select the difficulty level, at which point my screen goes black and stays like that. I did install dx9 and VS as well as my most recent graphics driver for my 8800gts

shavedaccord (2007-09-04)

Try rolling back the driver to an earlier version..and please be sure to seed.

seedbitchimnotgonna (2007-09-04)

Danman haha its just a provocative nick. I upload far more then i download. Since your leeching this one i think ill cut the juice from my part though. And you really suck at betting. Dick size was good enough for your mom when she gave me her last piece of bread to take it up the ass.

Crackzter (2007-09-04)

Dare2share#>
I got a letter from the IMPAA, I just warn everyone else so if it should happen, than they don't get as shocked as me.

XenonTO (2007-09-04)

Sed FFS !!!

guggen_90 (2007-09-04)

jag hittar inte ISO filen:S hjälp tack
I can find the ISO file:S help please

xion_90 (2007-09-04)

SEEDA! Kom igen!!

moagas (2007-09-04)

I really don't get it. When I extract the rar files there are only an installation catalogue filled with files. There's no ISO file to run from.
Please help me!

forcex (2007-09-04)

Grådiga jævlar..! får nesten ikke lyst til å seed'e når jeg blir (om jeg blir) ferdig med denne torrenten, har stått på konstant i 2 jævla døgn og kun 26 fucking's prosent..!! helt latterlig spør du meg, men ta det med ro, skal seed'e...bare tenkte jeg skulle nevne det..BA motha'fuckaaaaaazz!

moagas (2007-09-04)

Sotis! You must have picked the wrong files, to rar. There is no ISO when I unpack them. Or am I doing something terribly stupid?

moagas (2007-09-04)

Aaaargh! Fuck me sideways Sha'mone! There is no goddamn ISO when I extract the files. It is not possible to my knowledge to install this game.

fredrikj81 (2007-09-04)

I have have some problem to start this game.
I have installed all things in the list on nfo file, and i can onley play about a minute and then it make my computer restart, after that i cant even start the game?? whats wrong, please help me

 sotis (2007-09-04)

@ moagas: You will get an iso-file if you do it right. Make sure you don't use an old winrar and when you unpack use the ".rar"-file.

Master_gah (2007-09-04)

Okey! here is the thing. I am used to downloading. But this time something is wrong.
After the airplanecrash trailer at the beginning of the game (when you see the "BioShock" text for the first time) I get a blackscreen and then a pop-up from windows vista saying that its something wrong with the bio.exe file -.-
I have installed the redlist thing and upgraded the directx as far as i know

zeiderguy (2007-09-05)

lol noob

enyceexdanny (2007-09-05)

@ master_gah
That error is pretty widespread.

When I had first installed it, it worked fine. Recently, I had to format and reinstall os - and for some reason i get that error now.... >_>

JonastheMan (2007-09-05)

downloaded the game today, and when i after swearing to god for an eternity got the game to start it was all fucked up... as soon as i get in the water at the very beginning, all i can see is some flames and a red light in the sky... everything else is black.. someone had the same problem?

shavedaccord (2007-09-05)

Come on people seed...11kb/s isn't cutting it!!!

Mippo123 (2007-09-05)

Crackzter: first, why do you insist on calling it IMPAA, I don't believe such an association exists. MPAA is the correct abbreviation. Second, why would you get a letter from MPAA when downloading a pc game? Why would the MOVIE Association hunt you cause of a game? They don't do that (as far as I know anyway). Third, I don't think they can log anything from tpb (once again, as far as I know). Fourth, I have looked around at least 15 different forums about info on the different releases and you are the ONLY one complaining about such letters. Sounds to me as if someone is trying to fool you (and they are obviously succeeding).

war59312 (2007-09-05)

Working great here. Though the first time I tried to play it blue screened. :(
But just once and now working fine. Think it was some program I was running at the time that caused the drive issue. Been having a few blue screens with the latest beta drive. Happens a lot when I lock windows via winkey + L.

gameric3 (2007-09-05)

I can play the opening and then the game crashes.

moagas (2007-09-05)

Thx sotis youre a nice man. But zeiderguy! I will draw my vengeance upon you for calling me a noob. Behold!

N3XU5 (2007-09-05)

I think the picture´s slowly changing. When I first noticed this download, the seeding/leeching rate was 300/3000, now its approximatly 400/4000. Now that really really great!?!

Itachi42 (2007-09-05)

Can some1 help me plz! when I downloading things I don`t get the full thing downloaded just like some kb when it shoud be 1gb or something can some1 tell me what I shoud do and what I do wrong plz? 1 more thing when I downloaded them they are just empty I need to open them up whit something but can only choose to open whit words and paint and sucht stuff :S

HanneBanne (2007-09-05)

please S-E-E-D

crosz07 (2007-09-05)

fredrikj81 at 2007-09-04 18:55 CET:
I have have some problem to start this game.
I have installed all things in the list on nfo file, and i can onley play about a minute and then it make my computer restart, after that i cant even start the game?? whats wrong, please help me
you need to clean up your computer!!!
i mean from the outside

wirthith (2007-09-05)

How to make this work: First of all, download this torrent and also this:
i dont really know how this torrent is, but i downloaded onehitwonder before and i write this and hopes it is the same things in this torrent ;)
1. Mount the ISO file with DAEMON tools or burn it, might be har to find that big dvd+r ;)
2. Now the installation will start and verything will seem to be just fine, but when the installation is almost done it will try to search the internet for a patch, and now the whole thing ends.
3. before pressing any bottom in the error message that pops up when it searches on internet, you go to C/program files/ and copy the whole 2kgames folder.
4. now press cancel on the error message, and now the installation folder (C/program files/2kgames) will be gone, but you copied it, right? ;) now cut it in again.
5. the torrent that i linked earlier in the guide will ave like 4 files or something (poul.dll bioshock.exe, readme, and another file wich i forgotten the name of^^ )
6. copy the bioshock.exe and the poul.dll and cut in and press yes to switch the old poul.dll with the one you cutted in.
7. almost done now :D, just press the file in the other torrent of wich name i forgot, and press yes on the message that pops up.
8. DONE! :D:D:D:D go to the bioshock.exe file that you cutted in to the folder does the game starts now? :D
if this doesnt work you have probably understood me wrong or maybe this torrent is different to the OneHitWonder that i downloaded, but i tryed to explain this as good as i could, hope it helped you:D if it works, copy the text and paste to other comments, so that everyone can fix this problem :)

FuckCopyrights (2007-09-06)

Atlas is Fontaine.
You kill Ryan midway through the game, only to find out Atlas/Fontaine manipulated you to do it.
Your player's past is a fake memory, you were made in a lab to do everything said to you when added "...would you kindly..."
That's why you kill Ryan.
Oh, and at the end, you get to be a big daddy.
The two endings are; you raise all the little sisters into adulthood, or you kill em all for the Adam.

Crazy_Dane (2007-09-06)

works fine.. no crack or serial needed

rapeli81 (2007-09-06)

Lots and lots of crashes here... Could be my machine though(2400xp/1.5gig/6600gf :) ) runs perfect with 800x600 and all off. Still if someone knows if these crashes can be avoided please tell. (exe error)

thatguyy (2007-09-06)

still downloading,, but at 10 kb/s
comon guys... :(

CrownMeKing (2007-09-06)

Did you Nvidia guys update your ForceWare to 163.xx and download the updates from Nvidia here:
Some of the problems appear to similar to the ones those hotfix downloads are supposed to fix.
And what does the .exe error say?

dragnknite (2007-09-06)

hi, can someone plz help me, when i double click on the desktop shortcut to play the game, i get this message:
c:\program files\2k
This application has failed to start because the application configuration is incorrect.Reistalling may fix this problem.
Plzzzz help me, i dont know what to do and i rlly wanna play tis game.
ty in advance

wirthith (2007-09-06)

sry för det jag skrev innan om hur ni skulel fixa det allt funkar utmärkt, inget crack eller serial behövs
Game works fine, no crack or serial needed, very nice torrent, i have a pretty new comp with nvidia 7800 gtx and it works fine without crashes, so its not the torrent that is fucked up if ure having problems...

otscho (2007-09-06)

thank you, works fine.

pippo917 (2007-09-07)

pleasee SEED

shadyfella13 (2007-09-08)

Cmon fellas.... can you please seed. This thing has suddenly thrown up the brakes!

MR0D0MAN (2007-09-08)

its going at like 45 kb/s from my normal 150 and i hit my share ratio in like 5 mins, like HELLO SEEDERS OPEN UP YOUR MAX UPLOAD!!!

shadyfella13 (2007-09-08)

OMG THANX guys much better!! Much Appreciated. ;)
Shady

RaWKRoN (2007-09-08)

Great game BUT ...
I can't continue playing.
In one level you need to open a safe to progress.
But there is nothing in it.
So I can't continue.
* Just think how I would have felt if I'd payed for the bloody game !!!

Iroqois_Pliskin (2007-09-08)

The game crashes when I enter the second level, any others who are experiencing the same thing?

fasterthanhell (2007-09-09)

HEY this game didnt suck haha,its real good:) danke'

johan_musik (2007-09-09)

Har testat och funkar prima.. tackar för denna sotis..
I have tested this verition and it works perfectly. Thanks sotis

chainsawvigilante (2007-09-09)

game of the year for sure, amazing.

woofy1231 (2007-09-09)

COME ON!!!
408 seeds and im stuck at 5KB/S

chistery (2007-09-10)

This many seeds and I'm still stuck at .1kb/s? I know this isn't on my end...
/sigh

Poohbut (2007-09-11)

seed ppl im stuck at 115-150 kb alrdy taken like 10 hrs and gonna take another 8 at this rate

Poohbut (2007-09-12)

i installed the VS and DirectX but when i open the game it auto crashes any sugestions?

Dagguh (2007-09-12)

How to skip the Product Activation?

hakkis79 (2007-09-14)

This game doesn't work on my Vista 64bit. Installs fine but when i try to start the game it says: "The application has failed to start because ots side-by-side configuration is incorrect. etc". Is there any solution for this? Drivers are up-to-date.

Nsane457 (2007-09-14)

Installing Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable Package should fix this problem. You can get it here:

weezamon (2007-09-15)

the game installed and runs fine until i get to the menu where i cant see the cursor and after the crash at the beggining all i see is fire and black :(. any suggestions. my comp should be able to run this.

Sokrates89 (2007-09-15)

I have the exact same problem as weezamon! Please help? How do I fix this? Its all black and I can just see fire and stuff, nothing else, and the screen is all hacky and white spots are everywhere. Works fine until after the Bioshock logo, and I can see the cursor in the menu as well.

Mormorswe (2007-09-15)

I get the same as weezamon. I can see th cursor and i only see fire where you should see water and a burning plane, rest is black.
I meet the min. req. and some of the recomended. I have tryed with every grafic setting avalable.

CrownMeKing (2007-09-15)

This shit doesn't work.
Downloaded it, extracted, burnt. DVD unreadable. Installed from extracted data, got a securom error at the end of install, install roll back; deleted.
Mount image with Daemon-tools? This release doesn't have an image nor can you build one from it. Data2.cab file is too large to add to MagicISO and that file is also unreadable.
What a fucking waste of time

henkimati (2007-09-15)

Works perfectly, thanks.

CrownMeKing (2007-09-15)

How are you guys getting around the securom error?

wergel (2007-09-15)

I had the same problem, couldn't see the cursor, and after the intro all went black expect for the fire. I bought a new video card to fix this, but updating your drivers might also work.

monomania (2007-09-16)

weezamon, Sokrates89, Mormorswe, wergel - I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM TOO. Hope someone can help us.... can't see the cursor and everything was all dark

bedardd (2007-09-16)

The reason why you cant see your cursor is that you video card is older than ATI X1300... i had this problem and i bought a new X1650 and now it's working ! Pixel shader 3.0 is not supported with older video card.
The solution to no cursor shader 3.0 is a patch that you can find at this links...
http://www.shadershock.tk/
or

but that's not perfect !
This is my first post, hope it can help !!!

MrBrutal (2007-09-16)

The game crashes at the same place every time for me,, after I go down in the little submarine in the beginning, at the first load screen "welcome to rapture".. I hade the same problem with another release.. Does anybody else have this problem? Would be glad for any kind of help.

f.jacobse (2007-09-16)

" Joffetomten bij 2007-09-10 23:01 CET:
Having some problem with this one. the install works great and the game is great, but the sound doesn't work ingame... don't know why it works in the prouloge movie but NOT ingame. Anybody had the sameproblem? I have Vista x64, Athlon DualCore64 4600+, 4GB 800Mhz RAM, Radeon x1950Pro, Samsung SATAII 250GB harddrive, intergrated soundcard."
I have exactly the same probelem!?!?

f.jacobse (2007-09-17)

http://www.openal.org/downloads.html
This helped me, it has something to do with realtek users.

Tueno (2007-09-17)

This game works great:D,Thank you so much Sotis and you how seeded,just one things to you how have problem when the game shuts down when its loading in the begining,i changed make graphic quality to medium,after that i sat like 6 hours just playing:D

Tueno (2007-09-17)

Just want to put this notice againe about the crash in the begining!
I changed my grapic quality(options) to medium,works fine after that!please reed this,just want everbody else to enjoy the game:D

xiIix (2007-09-17)

I had serious issues with stability running this game on my older machine. It would do almost all of the things you guys are talking about here, no matter what I did..
I just built a new rig with a Q6600 and an 8800GTS and there is not one issue with the game now, and it works flawlessly. So this rip is 100% working for those of you who're wondering if there is something wrong with it. There isn't. It's your machine that is the problem.
This game is so awesome. I really want to buy it and support developers who make such great games, but their decision to use such bullshit protection forces me to boycott. Such a shame.

konsum_pirate (2007-09-20)

does DX10 work with this release?
I'mwondering because otherwise i wouldn't download it

Geoky (2007-09-20)

It also comes with TROJAN!!! asshole, may U burn in HELL!!!!!!!

playzone (2007-09-20)

kör du vista 64 får du ingen ljud just när du ska börja spela ..
du ska allså aktivera kompatibilitet läge
xp service pack 2
de gör du genom att höger klicka på bioshock egenskaper sen leta efter
kompatibilitet läge markera verkställ.
kör som administratör åxå kan lösa visa problem i spel och program i vista 64 .
de löste min problem =)
realtek hd audio..
fin spel

playzone (2007-09-20)

one thing .. that peoople allways have problem with torrent .. maybe because of bad program . I am using (Azureus).. allways. i have never get problem with any torrents .

Geoky (2007-09-20)

sa ma fut pe limba voastra

zeusik123 (2007-09-21)

WORK OK on my compal fl90 :)

Glibe (2007-09-22)

Also, yeah, you have to copy/paste that url; not click. ImageShack has disabled hotlinking.

deejay_adolf (2007-09-22)

had same problem that it crashed, just updated my graphic driver and direct x, now it works :D great game!

super6 (2007-09-23)

Just so you guys know, this torrent is being barraged with false data from RapidSwitch anti-p2p. In the first 40% I got 20 hashfails from it then I got peer guardian and now I'm almost at 80% and I've only gotten 1 new fail. That means that about 19 of the first fails (almost 100mb) was bandwidth I wouldn't have wasted with peer guardian, and seeing as how big this torrent is I'd recommend getting it, just google "peer guardian"

_staafjord_ (2007-09-23)

nedd help...I am meeting all the recomended requirements and yet it's lagging at the lowest graphic settings, why?

Shontveil (2007-09-24)

download this!! its working perfectly! i love you sotis!!

 sotis (2007-09-25)

@ Glibe: Use the last one "bio-lol.rar". But it should work with anyone if you only use the latest version of WinRAR. Anyway, if you don't see the file extensions:
- Open My Computer (or any folder window).
- Choose Folder Options from the Tools menu.
- Click on the View tab.
- In Advanced settings untick the box beside Hide file extensions for known file types.

masha2006 (2007-09-26)

I downloaded this torrent half an hour ago. This is yet another perfect torrent. Rar-archive is OK. The ISO-image is inside. I mounted it with Deamon Tools, installed and played the game. All was smooth! No serials, cracks, etc. needed.
My PC was slightly "bioshocked" :) by the graphics in this game.
Thanks a lot!

Glibe (2007-09-27)

Thanks sotis, works perfectly, albeit without sound. I'm running Vista x64 and I installed the C++ redistributable, but no dice.

-Andre- (2007-09-28)

Thank you!!!

Glibe (2007-09-30)

Annnnd never mind, it now works flawlessly. You win at life, sotis.

harlay (2007-10-01)

This is nice stuffs if you want virus take this

Longinus (2007-10-02)

I've downloaded the file and go to extract it with WinRAR but get the message:
You need to have the following volume to continue extraction.
(gives a file location ending in .r00)
Insert a disk with this volume and press "OK" to try again or "cancel" to break extraction.
Not sure what to do here. Any help is appreciated. Thanks.

NostalgicStone (2007-10-05)

When i try to play the game I get an error box that says
"This application has failed to start because the application configuration is incorrect. Reinstalling the application may fix this problem."
Ive tried reinstalling, get the same problem.
Any suggestions?
Anyone?
Please?

NostalgicStone (2007-10-06)

Okay so i fixed the previous problem, but now when i run the game, a black screen appears and then the game crashes, asking me if ide like to send my data to microsoft lol.
Any more suggestions?

Juhemi (2007-10-09)

Hmm... 226 seeders and all I can get is 1,5kb/s? oO

MaWoBoy (2007-10-10)

Funker perfekt!
Love this one!

shuggeeman (2007-10-10)

heeelp!! when I start the game nothing happens and I dont know what i should dooo please help me or ad my msn [email protected] pleeeaaas help me cuse I realy realy want this game to work:P

matsthekidd (2007-10-10)

i have a problem..when i just enter the city..after the plain crash. then i get the messeng from windows that the game most shut down cause a error..WTF do i need to 2 get the game to work right?

MachineGhost (2007-10-12)

@Nostalgic Stone; how did you fix your first problem?

Moolmax (2007-10-12)

Please seed, 1-10 kb/s only :(

Loske (2007-10-13)

Det finns fan ingen ISO fil med ju?
Jag fick rara upp två gånger och köra install filen direkt, det sög ju, jag ville ju göra en kopia på den här.

ronin83 (2007-10-15)

Le jeu fonctionne correctement avec langage FRANCAIS
FRENCH TOUCH!!!!!

ronin83 (2007-10-15)

Si tu veux oui je te le foutre bien profond dans le cul tu as juste besoin de te pencher en avant...
Allez va t'acheter des amis et te faire defoncer le fion!!!!

grandwazzoo (2007-10-17)

Any new info on the no-sound -issue?

viewsonic9 (2007-10-17)

Fantastic torrrent. Mounted the image in PowerISO it installed fine and the game works perfectly.
Fantasic game as well BTW.

[Maga]Zine (2007-10-19)

mj2008[dot]blogspot[dot]com
is a gr8 torrent release blog
for this kind if thing!

macrochild (2007-10-20)

hi. thank you for reading this.
i hope it's not an idiot question...
when i try to burn it, it says i need a DL DVD disc.
i know i can us daemon tools but will a DL DVD work as well? thanks.

macrochild (2007-10-20)

alright. WILL PAY for help. i will pay $5 paypal just for an answer.
hi. thank you for reading this.
i hope it's not an idiot question...
when i try to burn it, it says i need a DL DVD disc.
i know i can us daemon tools but will a DL DVD work as well? thanks.

Valinore (2007-10-20)

@macrochild
Yes a double layer DVD will work just like mounting the image will work. Those are just 2 different ways of doing the same thing.

macrochild (2007-10-20)

@vilanore, thanks, if you provide your email i'll paypal you.

BMF78 (2007-10-20)

Can someone please up the output. We need more people seeding, just leave it on the transfer page and everything will run faster for everyone.

Valinore (2007-10-20)

@macrochild
No need. I just noticed your comment or I would have helped sooner.

TuplaKatt (2007-10-23)

I have installed everything, but when I want to play the game the computer first thinks for a moment and creates the process Bioshock.exe, but that is it. The game doesnt start and the process disappear. Can someone help me plz?

mutombo2 (2007-10-23)

Packed data CRC failed in bio-lol.iso. The volume is corrupt
I keep getting these errors when I try to extract the files with winrar! What's going on?

Rint0ftheONI (2007-10-24)

Everytime i install it. It always wants to patch it then a error comes up saying this is a back up copy put in original. Then it uninstalls the game. How do i fix this?

JanO2Normann (2007-10-25)

Is it a Crack file in this ISO?

tyson_eng (2007-10-28)

seed plz

gofeta (2007-10-28)

Shows 52 seeders but i never get a dl of more than tops 10. is taking ages. have been dl darkstar one which has 10 seeders at a topspeed of 40. is sumone holding this down?

f3aredricka (2007-11-01)

Seed this! im uploading a hell of a lot faster than im downloading! WTF!!

dmale (2007-11-03)

Har installerat enligt nfon och för mig funkar spelet helt perfekt. Tack sotis för upload!

e999 (2007-11-05)

When I run this game on my brand new laptop (2 gb ram, intel dual core santa rosa cpu, GeForce 8600M GP, Windows Vista 64-bit), I get to the intro sequence with the plane crash, and then the screen goes black. there's a dialogue box saying that bioshock.exe has stopped working. Any tips?

Antebios (2007-11-09)

WARNING!!! Comcast users, Comcast has been found out to kill torrent seeds, and limit downloads. Read articles on (Torrent Freak)

Using forced encryption is one way to combat this.

Faghi (2007-11-09)

SEED SEED =) please (A)

Xyanze (2007-11-10)

Just put the crack on the Rar? its not that hard trust me...

RealRilik (2007-11-15)

I also have the problem
"This application has failed to start because the application configuration is incorrect. Reinstalling the application may fix this problem."
reinstalling doesnt help and no ones stated an answer that ive seen please help here

dsmetal (2007-11-22)

Game crashes for me after loading the second level (I think its called "Welcome to Rapture" or something). Install worked fine, no noticeable video card/driver problems. I get into the sub thing and it takes me through the underwater city, loads next level, and crashes before I can play it.
Anyone know a fix for this? All I did was unpack, and mount with Daemon like it said. I used the shortcut that was made after loading to run the game.

Scapel (2007-11-23)

FYI, anyone who is running Vista Ultimate 32bit (I suspect perhaps even with XP, though I haven't verified it) AND has a graphic/pen tablet installed, e.g., Wacom or anything similar, be sure to remove the tablet driver...the driver itself somehow conflicts with the game preventing it from loading, i.e., the load screen stalls completely where it becomes black yet transparent with the graphic background still visible...once removed you should have no problems...hope this is helpful

Iglu (2007-11-24)

Game crashes for me after loading the second level (I think its called "Welcome to Rapture" or something). Install worked fine, no noticeable video card/driver problems. I get into the sub thing and it takes me through the underwater city, loads next level, and crashes before I can play it.
Same + I have MSI 8600GT-OC

dsmetal (2007-11-24)

Alright I got mine to work.
Uninstalled everything
Reinstalled game, vs redist, and direct x.
Saved before loading second level. Turned down all my settings to lowest possible and reloaded. Second level loaded no problem this time, so I turned everything back up. No problems since. On the 3rd level now, so it seems fine.
Iglu, make sure you install vs redist, and direct x even if you have it. Also try the turning down settings thing before loading into second level.

Iglu (2007-11-24)

Yep turned some weird reflection option off and OK...
+ Damn these originally console games. Visual options are so limited.

 Askeen (2007-12-15)

Hi , my sound work in the meny but doesn't in the game.. whats wrong ?
the game working good but not the sound ..

reking (2007-12-22)

What a stupid release. How do you expect us to patch this without an original .exe? Go to hell!!!!!!!!

SKyz (2007-12-24)

AVG Detects "obfustat.adfm" virus in this. Could be a "false posititve" but I just wanted to let everyone know. Let me know if you can confirm this is a false positive.

Apollo Tloc (2007-12-27)

yeah,
Obufstat.ADFM is a false positive. dl and install the patch and 1.1 update and it'll fix the issue.
here's the link to the patch:

there ya go

joonkimdds (2007-12-29)

Why would u guys wanna download this? This isn't iso.

joonkimdds (2007-12-29)

is it even possible to patch this to 1.1?

HungerIM (2008-01-11)

This is an ISO-file, archieved in RAR chunks.
UnRAR ISO file, burn/mount, install game, install VS & DX and play.
It's easy as never before, and it's WORK.

Knight_Kin (2008-01-21)

Jesus christ you people are stupid niggers. This was the simplest setup ever. Idiotic niggers. Im glad i dont seed anything.

nottach (2008-01-28)

knight-kin = a smart guy
anyways, i'm no noob to the scene. i am kind of new to ripped games. but definitely not a noob to the scene.
i'm running a quad 2.4ghz, 2GB, Radeon HD 2400, DX10.
had no trouble getting farcry or cod4 working.
for some reason both this release and crysis freeze up after playing for 5-10mins.
even on low, which looks like sh|t.
ive tried many different methods of installing and setup but to no luck.
i don't get any error messages, the screen just freezes, sound continues to play, i alt+tab out and force quit. in crysis the screen freezes and jumps between two frames. bioshock only one frame.
hopefully the skullptura release works.
ill be thankful for any help received as i havent found any documentation similar to my problem, only complete freezes with error messages.
thanks for this release anyways.

nottach (2008-01-29)

skullptura didnt work for me either.
i dont have any idea why i can run certain games.
skullptura release froze in the exact same spots too.
better luck to fellow downloaders.

nottach (2008-01-30)

so i was just checking out the ati radeon support and found this :
737-29041: BioShock: Users may experience stuttering with Preload, Missing surfaces and/or display corruption.
The information in this article applies to the following configuration(s):
* BioShock
* Catalyst Display Driver
* Radeon? HD2900 series
* Radeon? HD2600 series
* Radeon? HD2400 series
* Radeon? X1950 series
* Radeon? X1900 series
* Radeon? X1800 series
* Radeon? X1650 series
* Radeon? X1600 series
* Radeon? X1300 series
* Windows Vista 32-bit Edition
* Windows Vista 64-bit Edition
* Windows XP Professional
* Windows XP Home Edition
* Windows XP Media Center Edition
* Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Symptoms:
Users may experience stuttering with Preload, Missing/black surfaces and/or display corruption.
Solution:
Please download and install the following hotfix file to address this issue.
here's the link:

nottach (2008-01-30)

that hotfix didnt help at all. froze in the same spot, this time the audio froze too.
alt+tab to task manager shows 1 core pinned at 100% and the other 3 not past 5%.
any ideas??

HelpThePorbys...UPLOAD (2008-03-18)

Lol Guys, check your vid card site. I own the origional game, and to get it to work i just had to install the latest version for my vid card. Hope this helps.

KaOSoFt (2008-03-29)

Is this the a multi-language version?

x-spyder-x (2008-04-02)

Why the fuck wont this fucking game start ? when i click the exe nothing happens, my arrow turn like it should but then goes back to normal and nothing happens ? anyone have any ideas what can have gone wrong ?

x-spyder-x (2008-04-02)

My setup
Amd Athlon 64 x2 6000+ 3,0 ghz
ASUS M2N-E AI life style
2048 mb ddr2 800mhz
ASUS 8800 GTS 512 mb ddr3
and Windows XP PRO with Directx 10

serpylover (2008-04-05)

HEY PLEASE HELP HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING!!! BASICALLY WHEN I GET TRY TO HARVEST OR RESCUE THE SISTERS IT COMES UP PRESS H OR L BUT NEITHER WORK OH MY GOD TRIED EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF PLEASEEEE HELP :)

ikke_ferrari (2008-04-12)

@x-spyder-x
LOL
Don't use the Windows XP with Dx10 streamed versions... they don't work ;)
Dx10 was never ment to work with Windows XP, I tried it my self, and it indeed says that is its Dx10, but it isn't... only a few DLL's.
Go back to Dx9 and the game will work, that's what did the trick for me!

Rolle_90 (2008-06-07)

no shit ikke_ferrari xD
Win XP aint got DX10 at all

shinobiung (2008-07-03)

x800/850 ATI this game will not work, but AMD/ATI has offered a hotfix

BlizBob (2008-07-21)

So is there any way to patch this to version 1.1?
For me the official patch doesn't work.

RBFM (2008-09-25)

Works in Vista Ultimate 64, I just got my inferno plasmid, see those splicers burn in agony!
btw, I did not need to apply any crack, is this normal?
I also think like Mass Effect, this one is worth buying.

frasuger (2008-11-05)

thx for uploading works really fine.

laitblade (2008-11-10)

k ill give it a try

laitblade (2008-11-10)

people dont be fucking assholes and fucking seed the game so others can get it for FUCK SAKE

{Reingold} (2009-06-12)

For a quick way to make your system fast to play games at their best click my name and download the torrent "Make Your Windows XP Clean And Fast"

moterhog98 (2011-07-23)

no fuckin seeders at all this is ridiculous