The.Crippled.Masters.DVDRip.LRH

******************************************** - LRH - Specializing in those rare VHS gems, hard to find classics, and generally entertaining bad movies. ******************************************** THE CRIPPLED MASTERS IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122029/ Credits: Director....Joe Law Writer......? Starring....Jackie Conn, Frankie Shum ]Genre..........Kung Fu/Perverted guilty comedy ]Limbs..........slightly less than usual ]Release date...1981/82/? ]Source format..DVD (Diamond Entertainment) FILM CHECKLIST: An armless man dragging a legless man by a rope A legless man strapped to the back of an armless man What do you call an man with no arms in a river? Crippled training montages (many) Crippled masters falling down hills (multiple times) Stump-spinning Come on, its a guy with no arms and a guy with no legs doing kung fu... -TAGLINE- "Two crippled brothers, one indestructable force, revenge against all odds." -WHAT THE BACK OF THE CASE SAYS- The Crippled Masters, a film inspired by the success of the 1978 Crippled Avengers, tells the tale of two men who are skilled in the arts of Kung Fu and betrayed by their corrupt and evil King. The King's punishment for the two men is to cut off the arms of one man and to destroy the other man's legs with acid. Despite their obvious disadvantages, they join forces (literally - one sits atop the other's shoulders) and use their martial arts skills to take revenge upon the evil master. A disturbing and perverse film, that is irresistible to Kung Fu/Martial Arts lovers. Don't miss the action!!! -WHAT REALLY HAPPENS- Standard kung fu fare, but with half the limbs. -Notes- Ok, in case its not clear, this is not some low-brow gimmick to poke fun at the handicapped. Oh no. This is a real kung fu movie, and the actors are really crippled. Somehow they found a guy with no arms (except for a tiny finger coming out of his shoulder)and a guy with legs that are no more than a layer of rotting skin on his bones, and got them to do kung fu together. I really don't think that there's anything else that needs to be said about this. So gather all your friends, grab some beer, if you live in a dorm be sure to watch this in the lounge or at least with your door open, put your conscience away for 90 minutes and enjoy this truly unique Classic! AVI File Details ======================================== Name.........: The.Crippled.Masters.DVDRip.LRH.avi Filesize.....: 698 MB (or 715,338 KB or 732,506,112 bytes) Runtime......: 01:28:16 (158,709 fr) Video Codec..: XviD Video Bitrate: 969 kb/s Audio Codec..: 0x0055(MP3) ID'd as MPEG-1 Layer 3 Audio Bitrate: 128 kb/s (64/ch, stereo) VBR LAME3.90.° Frame Size...: 480x352 (1.36:1) [=15:11] -PAST RELEASES- 1. Devils.Dynamite.VHSCapture.LRH 2. Omega.Cop.VHSCapture.LRH 3. Black.Belt.Jones.VHSCapture.LRH 4. Maniac.Cop.VHSCapture.LRH 5. Dollman.VHSCapture.LRH 6. Warrior.of.the.Lost.World.VHSCapture.LRH 7. Hell.Comes.to.Frogtown.DVDRip.LRH 8. Night.of.the.Day.of.the.Dawn.of.the.DVDRip.LRH 9. Wizards.of.the.Demon.Sword.VHSCapture.LRH 10. Evil.Toons.DVDRip.LRH 11. Warlord.3000.VHSCapture.LRH 12. Steel.Frontier.VHSCapture.LRH ******************************************** - LRH - Specializing in those rare VHS gems, hard to find 'classics', and generally entertaining bad movies. ********************************************

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insanejake (2006-03-27)

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IgnatiusD (2006-04-09)

This is easily one of the BEST kung fu movies ever made! Hilarious quotes, a man with a pig fetus for an arm, and tons of corny sound effects... this should not be passed up!!!

Bibbinn (2007-04-20)

Am i the only one having problems with the tracker on this?