HOME SAUSAGE MAKING

Making your own sausage will put you in a league with some famous people who, even if they didn't actually make their own, contributed to sausage's sometimes inglorious past. Although Homer didn't mention anything about Helen of Troy sending out for a sausage and pepperoni pizza, he did state in the Odyssey that when the Greeks and Trojans weren't fighting they often enjoyed a few plump, well-turned sausages grilled over the campfire. Constantine, on the other hand, banned sausage shortly after he inherited the Roman Empire. It seems that he was embarrassed by the orgies at which sausage was often consumed. His puritanical sensibilities simply wouldn't stand for it. Of course he also banned skinnydipping in the public baths so you know that he was just no fun at all. Our own history might have been different if (so the story goes) Captain John Smith hadn't been so adept at roasting his homemade Polish kielbasa over an open fire. It seems that Pocahontas loved that sausage and so she convinced daddy to spare Captain John's life. And they say the way to a man's heart... ? Anyway, with a name like Smith it was no easy feat for kielbasa to come to the rescue.

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joecool1960 (2008-07-02)

Sorry - but I can't resist it!
looking at your other uploads I can perceive a pattern.
But Sausagemaking, - and Pocohontas, - AND ORGIES!!!
Either I'm missing something (quite possible), or there is a deeper and terrible secret hidden here!

johncoleman2004 (2009-07-30)

Thank you!