Southpark Bigger Longer and Uncut

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is an Academy Award-nominated animated satirical comedy/musical film released in 1999 and based on the animated television series South Park. The film parodies animated Disney films such as Beauty and the Beast and the Broadway musical Les Misérables, and satirizes the controversy surrounding itself. It features 12 songs by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman with additional lyrics by Matt Stone. The song "Blame Canada" was nominated for an Academy Award and the song "Uncle Fucka" won an MTV Movie Award for Best Musical Performance. It was produced by Paramount Pictures in association with Comedy Central, but was distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures outside of the USA. Terrance and Phillip movie "Asses of Fire" opens in South Park's movie theater, and despite the R-rating for the film, Stan Marsh, Kyle and Ike Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick manage to pay off a homeless guy to act as their guardian. Nearly all the dialogue in the film has swear words in it. After three hours of non-stop swearing and profanity, the boys come out with more foul language in their vocabulary than ever before. They utter many of the profanities in the film to their peers, causing most of the rest of the student body to eventually sneak in to watch the film and subsequently utter similar profanities, despite efforts by the school's teacher Mr. Garrison and school counselor Mr. Mackey to teach the students to not swear. The only students not to succumb to the film's lure are Wendy Testaburger, Stan's crush, and Gregory, a new and better educated transfer student, to whom Stan takes an instant dislike. Gregory is a complete genius and Wendy falls head over heels in love with him. After seeing a showing of the film, Eric dares Kenny to light a fart as done in the movie; Kenny tries to but ends up catching on fire and being rushed to the hospital for an immediate operation. Unfortunately, his heart is replaced with a baked potato by mistake (one of the doctors missed lunch). In the end, Kenny ends up dying, once again, and Kyle's mother, Mrs. Broflovski, learns that the kids have been seeing the movie and have learned to swear from it, as well as copying the terrible stunts, and takes steps to encourage other parents to help ban the film. Furthermore, Mrs. Broflovski with the help of Dr. Vosknocker (Eric Idle) installs a V-chip in Eric's skull, which issues an electric shock to him every time he tries to swear, in an attempt to adjust Cartman's behavior; Mrs. Broflovski encourages the rest of the townsfolk to do the same to their kids. Upon learning the film was made in Canada, Mrs. Broflovski vows to stop all Canadian smut from getting to the kids even going so far as to convince President Bill Clinton to take a stand. Terrance and Phillip are captured while taping on Conan O'Brien's (Brent Spiner) show, and Canada responds by attempting to find a solution only to find that U.S. barely takes them seriously because of their accents. Canada respondes by bombing the Baldwins', which prompts the United States to go to war with Canada, and Terrance and Phillip are scheduled to be electrocuted at a U.S.O. show the day before the war is to commence. A propaganda film is shown, demonizing Canada, showing Toronto being bombed by American bombers, and a plan to round up Canadians and those with Canadian blood to be taken to "happy camps", where they will recieve horrible food, completely inept densitry, and be forced to work all day. At a public burning, Shiela is shown giving a speech about the hope of keeping their children safe from profanity, and is refusing to listen to Kyle about the consequences of going to war. Meanwhile, Kenny finds himself in Hell and meets Satan and his emotionally abusive lover, Saddam Hussein. Satan learns of the potential demise of Terrance and Phillip, which will complete a prophecy that will allow Satan to leave Hell and come to rule the Earth, a dream that he secretly desires. Hussein also realizes that he can use this opportunity to take over the world. Unfortunately, Satan starts to realise how emotionally abusive a lover Saddam really is and how Hussein is only interested in sex. Kenny tries to convince Satan to dump Saddam. Satan agrees, but, when he confronts Saddam, he is tricked into letting him go up to Earth. Kenny's attempts to warn Cartman as a ghost gets nowhere. On the surface, as war approaches, the kids of South Park are grounded for two weeks (Cartman was grounded for three weeks) and under curfew. However, they manage to meet in secret and form "La Resistance", a group dedicated to saving Terrance and Phillip. Stan is surprised to find Gregory willing to help, and with Gregory's aid, they approach another kid, "The Mole", who hates God, and helps in devising a tunneling plan to free the Canadian actors at the troops USO show. "La Resistance", including Gregory (left), Wendy, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle, protect Terrance and Phillip from being shot "La Resistance", including Gregory (left), Wendy, Cartman, Stan, and Kyle, protect Terrance and Phillip from being shot Kenny unhooded Kenny unhooded At the show, the boys manage to execute part of the plan: Stan and Kyle get Big Gay Al to sing a long song at the show to allow The Mole to tunnel up on stage; however, Cartman, frightened by an appearance of Kenny's ghost, fails to deactivate the alarms, and the Mole is caught, chased, and killed by guard dogs. However, before anyone can take action, the Canadians attack, resulting in a large number of fatalities on both sides. Stan finds the Clitoris and it tells him to be brave because chicks dig that. The Mothers Against Canada, looking down on the action from a nearby hill, are horrified by what their actions have lead to, except for Sheila, who claims that this is what she wanted the organization to achieve. Disgusted, the rest of the MAC abandon her to look for their children. In the chaos, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman manage to free Terrance and Phillip, though Cartman receives a large electrical shock that plays havoc with his V-Chip. The boys try to escape with the actors, but are caught. However, as other kids gather around to protect Terrance and Phillip, nearly everyone realizes that the war has been futile - except for Mrs. Broflovski, who shoots and kills both Terrance and Phillip. As their blood spills, the prophecy is complete, and Satan and his minions, along with Hussein and Kenny, emerge from Hell. Hussein quickly takes a dominant position over Satan, and claims control of the world in his name. As the minions attack everyone around, Cartman finds that the shock the V-Chip took gives him the ability to shoot electricity so long as he swears(Similar to force lightning); using this newfound power, he strikes Saddam Hussein down several times, this is a reference to Dragon Ball Z as Cartman dons a golden glow and has electricity flowing around him he also adopts large eyebrows and his need to swear is a reference to Goku's need to say kamehameha for his blast to work. At the urging of Kenny, Satan steps in and throws the stunned Hussein back into Hell, impaling him on a large rock and killing him. Satan promises Kenny one wish for his help, and Kenny sacrifices himself to reset the world back before the whole war started. Kenny also shows his real face and un-muffled voice to his friends before his final farewell. As the movie closes, Mrs. Broflovski has realized the error of her ways and takes kindly to Terrence and Phillip, the folks of South Park offer Satan to come back and visit, and Wendy dumps Gregory (because of his arrogance) and gives Stan a passionate kiss. While Kenny is still dead, he is finally allowed into Heaven and given angel wings for his good deeds and sacrifice. The credits follow, and after them, A scene is shown with Kyle's brother, Ike looking out the window, waiting and waiting, until suddenly he spots a mouse and eats it.

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