Nigel Kennedy - Polish Spirit 2007

I think Nigel Kennedy is a genius. What an amazing violinist. OK...don't mither me. I had this mate once...long time ago ...his name was Ziggy. He was some sort of Polish merchant seaman or whatever. He lived with this blonde bird. And one night...(oh, should mention they lived in a tower block)...she opened the bedroom window and leapt. She made a right mess on the pavement. Talk about Heart of Darkness, it's not in it. And this happened in Manchester, UK. It was not even in the Belgian Congo. Joseph Conrad...eat your heart out. And I had this other mate whose name was John. Some bloke that John knew asked to borrow an axe from him. Then the bloke went home with the axe that John had lent him and buried it in his wife's skull. Another mate...he was called John aswell. When it used to be the old coin meters for the gas over here. He borrowed five pence for the gas meter and then stuck his head in the gas cooker oven. Topped himself. What I am trying to say is...I still love Sigourney Weaver. And I had this other mate, about thirty- five, thirty-six years ago. He went bonkers. Caved his mam's skull in with a Fender Telecaster. That's no way to treat a guitar. He said the voices from the television had told him to do it...what do you expect if you watch the BBC. He's still in the secure mental facility. He will never be allowed out. Oh yeah. Hi, guys. Forgot to say hello. Sorry. And do you know that a male's ejaculum exits from the penis at an average speed of about 28mph. That's faster than my bitch can gobble. Just thought I'd mention it. And a great quote for you. When a journalist asked Rita Hayworth why her personal life had been such a series of tragedy, she replied: "It's not my fault. Men went to bed with Gilda, but woke up with Rita Hayworth". Is that a great quote or what. She was a lovely looking woman. I might dig her up. Nightissuchproximity bursts into song: "Gimme the moonlight...gimme the spade...and leave the rest...to...me".

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johnsurrounded (2008-07-28)

what do you mean "over here"?

 nightissuchproximity (2008-07-28)

@johnsurrounded
"over here", as in over here in the UK...where I am. In this Godforsaken and not sceptred isle.
Check out Shakespeare...he wrote things. And then check out Oscar Wilde's poem "Ave Imperatrix".
"England what shall men say of thee before whose feet the world divides." Oscar may have been a Jessie, but he was a great writer.
And then check out De Profundis (from the depths). In this case, the depths of despair.
"Perhaps you were sent to teach me something more than mere beauty; perhaps you were sent to teach me the Beauty of Sorrow".
Thank you for taking the time to come in and comment. Nice to meet you. Cheers, mate.
Regards, nightissuchproximity.

johnsurrounded (2008-07-28)

nightissuchproximity:
check out Rabbie Burns:
"A man's a man for aw that" !
Thanks to you, mate, for all your uploads. Looking for Nigel's Prom, which I missed on Saturday, celebrating Sastre's great victory in Tour.

 nightissuchproximity (2008-07-28)

Hi, johnsurrounded. Rabbie Burns? I may have heard of him....Got news for you - I suspect you may be a fellow Jock. I was born in South Queensferry. Before the Forth Road Bridge even existed. I watched it being built. And could I tell you some tales about that. Did you know that the Hawes Inn is still going. You and I should have a proper chat sometime. I look forward to that. Cheers, mate. "Wad the gods the giftie gie us"...

johnsurrounded (2008-07-28)

Ah belang tae Glesga,
Dear old Glesga toon.
There's nothin the matter wae Glesga,
But it's goin 'roon an 'roon
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 nightissuchproximity (2008-07-28)

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 nightissuchproximity (2008-07-28)

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weemikey (2009-08-06)

Bollocks. or as they say here in warsaw, yapeerdola

weemikey (2009-08-06)

rabbie burns was a bamstick. listen, can ye get yer hauns oan the documentray 'the forth road bridge' 1965? and maybe post it? moze? ya bampot

scottielass (2010-04-09)

Thanks very much. Enjoyed the banter too! I also remember the Forth Road Bridge being built, but from the Edinburgh side. Long live the noble haggis!