FAKE ID - DRIVER LICENSE TEMPLATES

http://tpb.tracker.thepiratebay.se:80/announce udp://tpb.tracker.thepiratebay.se:80/announce ARE YOUR PAPERS IN ORDER, HERR COMERADE? Every one knows that the Department of Motor Vehicles uses prison labor as a matter of course. Convicts in our Prison State print stationary, build furniture, rebuild and restore cars, and, YES! They still churn out vehicle license plates! This makes for a thriving prison industry program (an euphemism for slave labor since inmates get paid way, way, way the F? below minimum wage, no paid vacation, retirement, Workers Comp., etc. ?cos they owe a ?debt to society?. And you thought it was unconstitutional for debtors to be jailed? Hah! Think again!). Like in the days of yore, captive labor is commonly contracted out to private enterprise ? a very profitable arrangement. Imagine a gripe-free labor force: they come to work on time, take on what?s dished out to them, perform with devotion for just cents on the dollar, and never complain! Happy! Happy! Happy! I came across this material secreted in an apartment I had moved into. Along with some notes written in pencil by a former tenant ?Shifty?, a newly paroled entrepreneur. Apparently, he was done with drudging for an exploitative monopoly! So he came up with this brilliant idea that would affect his smooth transition back into mainstream society: HIS VERY OWN HOME-WORKSHOP DMV for those who couldn?t be bothered standing for hours in those long dang lines coveting derrières of those in front. Just mail in your personal data and a good passport size photograph along with fifty smackeroos, and you?ll get your new ID in the mail! WOW! Now THAT?S what I?d call service to the public! Shifty had an Ad. out along similar lines to the Army Recruitment commercial, ?BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE? ? WITH HELP FROM SHIFTY ? IT?LL ONLY COST YA FIFTY! Shifty believed in the Honor System: if you claimed to be a good driver, looked like Brad Pitt, and lived in Schmuksville, AK ? So be it! Who?s he to tell you any different? Well ? From what I gather, he got railroaded by the competition and kicked back into the slammer! So much for free enterprise! Some people are just too damn constipated to have a sense of humor! Anyway, SHIFTY: IN WHICHEVER STATE GUESTHOUSE YOU MAY BE IN, THESE TEMPLATES BELONG TO YOU, ?DAWG. SO, HERE! HAVE ?EM BACK! But first, play it safe and run your AV-AS on the files to be certain of their integrity. Some .exe files in the ?Applications? sub-section caused a minor episcrotal itch but checked out fine with Norton and Zone Alarm. And if you?re not Shifty, please don?t pirate his sheatt, Dude. Even if you have innocent intentions of using it for ?educational purposes only? (e.g., Felony 101), remember this is how criminals find themselves butt-boned in the slammer. You should never try this at home; not in your own home anyway (unless you?re a dumb criminal, You Dumb Criminal)! And when you get caught, just go ahead and flash your fake Federal Law Enforcement ID Card and demand ?professional courtesy?! It might give you a little time to bolt while they?re splittin? their sides laughing! And keep Shifty out of this, OK? Or I?ll have no other choice but to stick blunt, rusty needles into this here BETTY BEULAH, my trusty inflatable Voodoo doll while chanting killer Mantras over a bong, a six-pack, and a Skynnard CD! L8R!!

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thesadclown (2008-04-08)

welcome to zarta org !!!

Capmor (2008-08-24)

OK this seems way to complicated to actually be SIMPLE-----Im downloading this private wow server and its awesome! copy/paste into c drive and play updated 2.4.3 realm for FREE!!!
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4354005 also here's the site http://wowzerker.com

Baconater (2008-09-22)

Uhhh yeah whatever Capmore. Anyways I have no idea what to do with these. Maybe fool the ladies into thinking i'm a secret agent. No virus's that I can tell but then my computer kills all that crap.

joshHowHoward (2008-12-09)

these are all outdated. who the hell would want them?

takashi37 (2009-07-08)

Way outdated, would have been better if someone would have uploaded it 20 years ago.

abletonlive05 (2009-08-22)

if there are government badges on here i will suck some dick, i wanna make a poster and put a picture of scully on that motherfucker. pimp all the bitches

satakas (2012-11-17)

not only they are outdated...they are a complete SHIT! low-resolution JPG's (!!!!). WTF? someone must be a complete moron. if you want a good-looking ID, you should start from a good vector-graphic layout.
ah...whatever....
anyways, if you want some good quality backgrounds, write me: mvordu_at_hotmail_._com, send me good Hi-Res scans and I may provide you with a proper layout/background for some nice printing jobs