A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures KLAXXON

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2Stewpid (2008-10-26)

Looks interesting.
IMDB Rating: 7.0/10.0
IMBD Link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037033/

2Stewpid (2008-10-26)

Oh, I almost forgot.
THANKS for the upload!

lucasius (2008-10-27)

Thanks KLAXXON for the Quality release.

phatfish78 (2008-10-27)

Why wouldn't this be in the top 100?! Like all documentaries some stuff is fake to make it work. But at times it feels a bit 2 obvius. Still well worth the watch.

InfoWarmonger (2008-10-27)

So this is a compleye history of KLAXXON's sexual failures????

chislayer (2008-10-27)

this movie ain't half bad lol had a few laughs and a few ouch moments

platformhoon (2008-10-27)

KLAXXON, is this klingon porn?

Eilola (2008-10-27)

@ xdream85 .. i could tell you what to think but wouldnt you rather find out yourself if its worth watching, or do u want everyone else to think on your behalf?

LazyTown (2008-10-27)

So KLAXXON isn't a virgin? Who would have guessed ^^

american_no.421 (2008-10-27)

Oh my God, everybody is so funny!

dewolk (2008-10-28)

Super funny movie. Cheers :-)

thetoi80 (2008-10-28)

"the happening" still is in the top100... ratings on tpb dont say anything about a movies quality.

HB_dude (2008-10-28)

awsome upload, audio and video perfect. The movie is also awsome and i laughed really hard a couple of times. It has a very nice message and point aswell. Thank you KLAXXON for another beutiful upload

Sillysauce (2008-10-28)

This one is a little jewel. Maybe because it reminds me of my own lovelife, maybe 'cause I can be a little softie sometimes.
Ahh, l'amour... :)
ps; Hey Alex, wanna fuck? :P

Bensod123 (2008-10-28)

I really liked this...
It's worth a watch..
And that Alex.. She's as crazy as him =\

opieopie111 (2008-10-29)

Meet Chris Waitt. He's a thirty-something auteur and amateur, who embarks on a project to catalog his past girlfriends following in the footsteps of Jim Jarmusch and "Broken Flowers" featuring the middle-aged Bill Murray. The end result is funnier and different in other aspects, too. Waitt comes off as a Kurt Cobain lookalike, whose toilet floor is carpeted in pubic hair w/ used toilet paper rolls in the corner unlike a furniture catalog by IKEA. He walks around carrying his furry microphone and baggy-saggy pants like a leftover grunge-wars survivor. His "Swedish" face is, however, only the surface, because things are boiling beneath it. As the events that unfold testify, he's got enough balls to visit a dominatrix, test his street-credibility vs. women, serenade a psychotherapist citing "crack-whores" and "religious virgins" and trip on Viagra like we've never seen it happen. The movie suggests that in the lives of most/many GenXers, there are four recurring factors apart from differences in personal hygiene and CV: a) A lost loved one is a mental skeleton in the closet b) (S)he is targeted at least once for reclamation c) Inevitable failure on this front may lead to creation of wicked senses of humor (as a defense mechanism) and d) other people and one's own projects claim the (wo)man in the end. Lived life and history can not be changed. If our relationships are like bridges, we almost always burn them after saying cogently goodbye. Because of these strengths, I was mildly indignant that the audience seemed to revel only in Waitt's failures and shortcomings on the sexual front. I could think of many girls who wouldn't be his match or worthy of him as a date. I rate this film relatively high since it was part of the LOVE & ANARCHY film festival and fulfilled the criteria of providing both aspects of love and anarchy quite satisfactorily. The movie was a bit like Borat for the thinking woman's circle of friends. Hand-held cameras and weird scenes ruled, you know. Out of that L&A context, I can understand if other people find this movie overdone, childish, annoying or crude.

swear (2008-10-29)

This movie is really funny imo. Definately worth seeing.

fannaf (2008-10-31)

Great UK independent film but the guy is a bit of a looser at first but he bags this gorgeous chick by asking her for a shag in the street does this method actually work? LMAO

mpdkorat (2008-10-31)

Thanks Really funny.

Delron40 (2008-11-01)

Thanks. This poor bloke literally couldnt get laid in a morgue. Don`t they have hookers in London? At this point paying for it couldnt be anymore shameful. I feel so much better about MY limited sexlife now! Thanks KLAXXON!

Arillagorilla (2008-11-01)

Thanx;)

cerino (2008-11-01)

Great film. It's a lot of therapy and self help bundled up in one download. This guy did what I bet a lot of guys have thought of doing.
Please note. A hand full of viagra and a few beers... Bad, Bad, Bad.

tony18 (2008-11-01)

thanks for the upload m8

askhere (2008-11-02)

It was entertaining but unless the guy is truly mentally ill, I have to believe that a lot of this was played up for the film.
Someone in an earlier post was asking why he didn't go to a prostitute. The whole point was that it couldn't get an erection. What good would a prostitute do at that point?
The upshot of this movie, which I think was glossed over too quickly, is that being attractive will get you a lot of dates, but if you have no money, dress and live like a slob, act like a child and have no plans for your future, women are going to move on to find someone they can rely on as they prepare to start a family.

thesoftparade (2008-11-02)

Pretty good film. But I don't understand why this guy is complaining.
Thanks a lot KLAXXON!

capnjazz (2008-11-02)

I'd not heard of this until I saw in TPB's top 100 and decided to give it a punt. English independent film maker, interesting documentary although not without its flaws. Felt a bit directionless, but maybe that's a reflection of the guys personality. Worth a watch, but not sure if your lady would enjoy this (well, maybe the ball whipping LOL).

DarkWestern (2008-11-02)

This movie is fucking hilarious! Definitely download this NOW!

QuantumDriven (2008-11-02)

Having not been laid since 1994, I've GOT to see this.
Hold on for 36 hours at least 12 of you mofo "Seeders," here I come!

kotz (2008-11-03)

So what do yu all think happend to the russian girl?
he seemed to be alot happer in the end??

Youma (2008-11-03)

I salute your honesty Klaxxon

LeSet (2008-11-03)

I your a complete fuckup, why not make a movie and spread the word around and earn some money of it.
it's like the producer said, maybe your GAY, and for god sake, shape up, get a haircut and some decent clothes!
What a laugh

erikbartrosman (2008-11-03)

I laughed my ass of watching this movie - Quality is good as always!
The poor guy got ripped on so badly I started feeling bad for him after a while, but the part with the Viagra + Beer was hi-la-ri-ous! :)

1337_n00by_pwns_u (2008-11-03)

This is the single most fuckup emotionally retartardet pervert I've ever seen. The best part is where he kisses his girlfriends mum!

squirtlewa (2008-11-04)

I'd never have watched this in a theater, cuz it'd never come to my lil podunk town. Doubt I'd find it in Blockbuster.
So I see this as an example-victory of P2P sharing.
Thanks Klaxxon

InfoWarmonger (2008-11-04)

KLAXXON is a sexual failure???

hockeyhead (2008-11-04)

klaxxon, no one wants to know about your sexual failures, much less watch a movie about them.

glenjamindle (2008-11-05)

The best movie ever!
To the dominatrix while getting his ass whipped> "Can I bother you for a glass of water?"
Bwahahhahahhahahaa!

3sm3 (2008-11-05)

thanks... different and funny!
the ending credits are cut out, tho, btw.

QuantumDriven (2008-11-05)

Hey this is great.
Only took 6 1/2 hour to pull it down, and I "Seeded" for 18 hours afterward... that's the key on here motherfuckers, got it? Especially on Friday-late Monday, SEED and we're all happy.
Damn I wanted to eat out that Russian chick at the end, and I hope ole Kris is still banging that, lol!
--Sonney sonneymcdey@yahoo.com
PS: I mailed a USB memory stick to my x gf with this download on it, and a note asking her for a farewell fuck. It works folks, but just be sure to e-mail the VideoLan.Com codex video player, or else only black screen will play audio.

shaunzde (2008-11-07)

great movie!

RedMatrix (2008-11-08)

That's it. It's a numbers game. Ask around 300 women if they would have sex with you, you MAY get a phone number, and even a date if you bother to check your phone.
Weird film, weird guy, if he'd only effing shave and change pants.

pyroass (2008-11-09)

One of the best movies I've seen in a very long time.
He gets himself in some quite awkward situations^^

josele80 (2008-11-10)

perfect image but can´t hear it. Can somebody tell me why it could be? Thanks

abogan (2008-11-11)

Thanks for sharing.
I had about 2 laughs, or so, but couldn't put aside how much this guy is a fake. So to me, his semi-retarded talking & thinking out load, is just pure bollocks.
Fake documentaries should be funny or interesting. This one holds neither on my account.

forestwood90 (2008-11-13)

thanks klaxxon been looking for this for ages

hellboy9113 (2008-11-13)

thanks for uploading

frankthatcooldude (2008-11-14)

Natural and sooo funkyfresh, i laughed my butt off

954blade (2008-11-17)

Thanks klaxxon.

Tremors12 (2008-11-21)

Weirdest document Ive ever seen

Noi3e (2008-11-24)

Ok so this documentary had me on the floor in tears of laughter...
I think we have all experienced similar curcumstances surrounding relationships... i know i can definately relate to this film...
V/A 10/10
Awsome...

 DaNtsu (2008-11-28)

what the hell this is somekinda C-movie shot with a webcam and some cheap camera :\

retuor (2009-01-26)

good rip, thanks klaxxon
ok movie

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