White Russians - Christian A. Dumais

A woman with a bizarre interest in pornography. An Englishman trying to get himself deported. A disillusioned porn star looking for magic. These are a few of the people you'll meet in White Russians. Sharp, honest, funny, sad, and surprisingly optimistic, White Russians is an audio adaptation of Christian A. Dumais' autobiographical look at the schizophrenic decade leading into the new millennium through the eyes of those who drank through it. Wonderfully acted and beautifully realized with music and sound effects, this album of seven short stories captures all the madness and glory of a generation lost and out of control with none of the hangover. Includes seven tracks: ILLUSION OF SWING / MUTED PORN / THE MARIACHI / EMPTY SOCRATES / $24.99 / THIS IS NOT FOR YOU / PAYING THE TAB. Approx. 70 min. Produced by SCREAMING SOUND. If you enjoy these stories, then you might like my new book of short stories, available now at Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Empty-Lonely-Countries-Christian-Dumais/dp/1440490880/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1232139703&sr=8-1 EMPTY ROOMS LONELY COUNTRIES collects a decade's worth of short stories, wandering through two continents, five countries and multiple universes to explore love, loss and redemption in the 21st century. This collection brings together for the first time many of Christian A. Dumais’ previously published stories, including “Mad Dogs” and “Counting Nuns” from GUD Magazine, as well as some never before seen pieces. REVIEWS OF SELECT STORIES FROM EMPTY ROOMS LONELY COUNTRIES: “["Counting Nuns"] is quite engaging . . . you’re bound to appreciate the humor and true-to-life inner dialogue Dumais presents.” –THE FIX “Christian A. Dumais's “Counting Nuns” . . . contains a richness of language and imagery that many fictional stories lack. A perfect example of the editors taking a risk publishing an unusual piece that pays off.” –THE FUTURE FIRE ““Mad Dogs” by Christian A. Dumais . . . chronicles his night out drinking with some visiting Secret Service and Air Force Two staff, a night which ends with him sitting in the apartment of two Polish lesbians. You’ll have to read the essay to find out how he gets there; but what’s great about this piece is that it makes real life seem just as strange as the fictional realities depicted in the rest of the magazine.” - WHISPERS Also, if you send an email to [email protected] /* */, I’ll send you a free PDF copy of one of the stories from EMPTY ROOMS LONELY COUNTRIES as an incentive to buy the book. Simply title the email “SAMPLE” and your free story will be sent to you. Thank you. And I hope you enjoy listening and reading my stories.

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