Stand Up Comedy Pack

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bhailog (2010-09-13)

great work dude

Ecclectic (2010-10-02)

Thanks for this, youssef!!! This is an incredible collection. All who download, please seed so we can keep this one alive. There is a lot of good shit in here. No Hit and Runs, puh-lease-uh... :)

chefadam (2010-10-21)

Thank you kind sir!

Jiggyjack (2010-10-22)

thanks dude; gonna take me a looong time to dl but looking foward to it :)))) ( max line speed here in Rsa is 4mb so gonna be a few weeks :( but im excited to watch them all :) )

RC_Ebooks (2010-10-24)

First off, the initiator of this thing seems like an angry nerd who can't get laid anymore because he has AIDS himself. Shuddup and leave your politics and agendas OFF this site. This is piracy, it's illegal and many would like this site shutdown.
Next, many of these titles do NOT belong in this torrent. Mainly, TV from Comedy Central. Why? Because it's TV and any comedy with "fuck" bleeped out of it is for pussies! If it was on TV in prime time, it sucks, period! But since you did put it in "TV shows", I can't bitch too loudly.
Third, many of these vids are BROKEN! That's right... incomplete with multiple drop outs smack in the middle. A royal screwing.
Fourth, there is a lot of redundancy in this torrent. Example: "Rowan Atkinson Live" is the video of ALL the prior 11 audio tracks. Just include one or the other, NOT BOTH!
Lastly, Denis Leary SUCKS! He is not funny and
is in fact an asshole like he states in his song. Joe Rogan is GAY, I'm convinced of that. Wanda Sykes also blows moose dick, so does Dave Chappelle! Stick with the B's in this torrent: Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Billy Connolly and some of the Blue Collar stuff.

scanialasse (2010-12-19)

Many thanks, youssef.

FoxyVixen (2011-01-11)

This is an excellent collection and I would love to dl and help seed it but after 2 days I'm still at 0.0%. Is it just because it is such a big file with so few seeders or am I doing something wrong?

creeper4yoass (2011-01-28)

brah.....ty so much every comic i've ever loved is all in one torrent..... thanks much!!!!

fifthy (2011-02-10)

Come on m8! Seed Seed Seed :)

abesimpson (2011-02-18)

damn why didnt you write in the beginning that you were just going to talk about yourself and not mention a single thing about your torrent. get over yourself and your computer, man, and write a decent description next time.

packin (2011-03-04)

I've been downloading for 5 weeks now and have 97GB down and 205GB up. DL speed has dropped to 1-10 Kb/sec so I am fairly close to giving up and deleting all the partial files that are wasting drive space and bandwidth.
If this torrent were broken into 10-15 smaller torrents it would work much better IMHO.

cherkez (2011-03-07)

This is the true well of comedy. Thank you for gathering some of the most brilliant and funniest people in this compilation. Now, if you could just help me a little more... Thanks youssef anyway

SlyDogHame (2011-04-21)

thank you. cant wait to get this.. it will be a wait thats for sure.
thanks again

imme003 (2011-06-04)

downloading now, already got a few and it's good stuff, thanks!

zahur (2011-07-25)

A lot of work and a big thank you!

kennethp_84 (2011-09-06)

thank you so much. Have been looking for something like this for a long time.

DasThing (2011-11-14)

To Uploader
I was going to dl this but after reading your comments, yiou can go fuck urself and all ur uploads
And as for your friends dying of AIDs, theyre were probably homosexuals or drug users, SO NO SYMPATHY HERE CUNT
As for your pc, Need t gloat much YOU FAGGOT
Your PC is worthless cunt, get real, you can't even use its potential, where as I EDIT and use raw power
Fuck u and ur aids infested friends CUNT

Woozy3000 (2012-02-13)

cool torrent. thnx,!:)

Owkones (2012-02-23)

dude fucking awesome torrent thanks sooo much for this!! not enough stand up comedian packs around for my liking cant get enough of it,I promise I will not let this die!

Owkones (2012-03-12)

Sigh please fucking seed this torrent so it doesnt die im only 30% done and its been over 3 weeks already fml ....... please let me complete it so u can have a decent seed 100% 24/7

lemmeadem (2012-04-07)

Okay, guys... What the fuck? When did people get so fucking mean? Chill, if you don't have anything constructive or anything decent to say... Fuck off. Simple as that. This dude took the time to upload 158 gig of stand up... Give him some credit, yeah? RC_Ebooks, to each their own. I think Dane Cook is a fucking retard, whereas the good people of my Uni campus swear by his comedy. Who gives a shit whether or not they're funny to you? DasThing, you're pathetic. I despise the word cunt, and I despise more-so homophobes, racists and people who don't understand that drug use is some people's way of escape. If their drug use isn't affecting your life in some way, shut the fuck up. And if you can't admit that drugs aren't a release, then you mustn't drink alcohol, mustn't smoke weed and mustn't take aspirin for headaches, 'cause guess what? THEY'RE DRUGS, FUCKNUTS! Thank you uploader, and thank you people smart enough to disregard what that idiot of a person DasThing has said... Intolerance is only around because of people like that.

Kabbi69 (2012-08-25)

F***in awsome upload!!! Thx alot!

Lady_Ambar (2013-03-19)

Wow. Hate much? I don't understand what drives people to insult and express such ignorance. Oh, well to each its own. Thanks Uploader for compiling such a well of comedy! I'll enjoy it with my friends and family thanks to you and all the seeders. Will seed as long as I can (and that's a loooong time believe me!). Gracias!

brigzy (2013-06-08)

Motherfuckers and ***god bless you*** all in one rant! You are a meat head.

aceua (2013-08-03)

Great collection, thank you!
Downloading it in chunks every time I want to have a good laugh.
P.S. Martin Lawrence - RunTelDat is in bad quality. You could replace it with