Larry the Cable Guy - A Very Larry Christmas

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61HW2Q3DA7L._SS500_.jpg Title: A Very Larry Christmas Artist: Larry the Cable Guy Audio CD (November 16, 2004) Number of Discs: 1 Genre: Christmas Format: Free Lossless Audio Codec Track Listing: 01. Christmas Commentary 02. The Christmas Story 03. Santy For A Day 04. Oh Holy Crap 05. Fat Holiday Relatives 06. Singing Christmas Tree 07. A Letter To Shania Twain 08. Oh Little Girl From Birmingham 09. Waiter Commentary 10. Donny The Retard 11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem 12. The Most Wonderful Ass 13. Titty Bar Christmas 14. Easy-To-Assemble 15. The First Queer Santy Claus 16. Fruitcake Commentary 17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus 18. I Pissed My Pants 19. Christmas Weight Gain 20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story 21. On The First Day Of Christmas 22. Redneck Santa Claus 23. Hark, The Hairlip Angel 24. A Letter To Santy Claus 25. Sticks And Horse Turds 26. Call A Doctor 27. Gift-Giving 28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car Amaon Description: Larry The Cable Guy is a church-goin',strip bar-lovin', know-it-all redneck —and he's coming to your house for the holidays, thanks to the Warner Bros. debut of the hilarious and politically incorrect A Very Larry Christmas. Starring on "Blue Collar TV" with Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall, as he did on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (and soundtrack) and the forthcoming Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (and soundtrack), Larry The Cable Guy has become one of the most popular comedians in the country.This season,"Git-R-Done!" and have A Very Larry Christmas. Allmusic Review: First off, A Very Larry Christmas is mostly Larry the Cable Guy's syndicated radio "commentaries" -- the ones where he gives his down-home observations on different topics into a microphone that's way to close to his mouth. There's some other odds, ends, and little ditties, but this is more audio-bookish than a traditional album. That said, it's very, very funny. When Larry tries to be a part of his church's singing Christmas tree, he can't understand why his "Wine 'Em, Dine 'Em, 69 'Em" T-shirt isn't allowed at choir practice ("Where does it say that in the Bible?"). Larry is an absurd, lazy, hedonist from America's heartland who has way too much time to think about things. Don't take as offensive his idea that nonbelievers and folks of different faith should stay out of the Targets and Wal-Marts at Christmas time so the Christians can grab all the deals. Along with his knowingly out-of-date catch phrase "What the hell is this, Russia?" Larry is hoping you laugh at him more than with him by totally missing the real meaning of Christmas and by making plenty of other dimwitted blunders elsewhere. These "commentaries" are much more Larry as a character than he is in his standup routine, a slow character like Charlie Weaver or Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies. Think Jethro with a South Park mouth and a bit of Blazing Saddles sensibility, and you'll stop worrying that he means everything he says. He's got talent, he's highly entertaining, and most of his jokes work well past the first listen. All these things -- along with some choice fart jokes -- overcome A Very Larry Christmas' slapped-together construction and make it worthwhile.

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