Hackers (1995), RE-EDITED (fan film)

Yes folks, you heard right. We have another wonderful piece of shit re-edit, crushkill style. I took the wonderfully realistic 1995 hollywood blockbuster, Hackers, and re-edited it so Jonny Lee Miller (AKA Zero Cool / Crash Override) DIES at the very beginning. This doesnt change the structure of the film in its essence, it merely cuts the movie from its original 01:45:22 time to 00:4:55! We all hated Zero Cool and his pompous fucking attitude, his generalized explanations of hacking 3D GUI Unix Servers, and his eventual match with Jolie. This movie was a little harder to edit, mostly because the director (Iain Softley) used alot of flashy techniques and editing style, which is very different from my usual fanfare of Arnold Schwarzenegger edits. Also, I've extended the much talked about BOOBIE scene from 0.05 seconds to about 25 seconds. The actual boobie exposure is really minimal, but I hoped that slowing down the actual scene would at least increase the appreciation for her leap into the world of boobie exposure. If you have trouble viewing the video, you might want to install the DiVX codec.

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BitNinja (2006-12-09)

Wow. So....you took a fairly decent movie on a crappy plotline, and edited out the plot. Considering JLM (Dade Murphy) is in almost EVERY scene, you took a full feature film and did what with it? Chopped it up and extended a 2 second breast scene. Way to go age 13!

B-manSwe (2007-03-18)

so what yor saying is that this edit actually is 4 minutes in total? are you nuts? is your mum your sister?
do you fall in love with your cousin and play banjo with your teeth?
Why oh why did you do this and why did you put this up on piratebay??
Can people like you just go to sleep again and never wake up...please...

mancowzer (2008-08-14)

K THNKS

bboyalpha (2009-08-08)

For real you're as wack as it gets, at the time this movie was ok. Why go through the trouble of fucking it up more some tard you are. Waste of time lahoooooser.