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Valhalla Rising 2009 BDRIP Xvid UniverSalAbsurdity Valhalla Rising (2009) IMDB Rating:6.5/10721 votes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862467/ Video Format/Info : Audio Video Interleave File size : 702 MiB Duration : 1h 29mn Overallbitrate : 1 102 Kbps Codec ID : Xvid Width : 656 Height : 272 aspect ratio : 2.40:1 Frame rate: 25.000 fps Source : BR(Thanks) Audio Codec ID/Hint: MPEG Audio Bit rate : 128 Kbps Channel(s): 2 channels Sampling rate: 48.0 KHz Writing library : LAME3.98r Screens: http://www.postimg.com/image/15000/14702.jpg http://www.postimg.com/image/15000/14703.jpg http://www.postimg.com/image/15000/14704.jpg Valhalla Rising 2009 BDRIP Xvid UniverSalAbsurdity Torrent Free Download http://thepiratebay.se/user/extremezone/0/7 How To Get Your Maxspeed (uTorrent) Torrent Client - Preferences - Bandwidth - Number of connections - Set aprox. 500 for each Torrent Client - Preferences - BiTorrent - Protocol Encryption - Forced Bandwidth Allocation - High (Set download/upload limit - Unlimited) Stop Other Active Torrents - Start downloading and wait for connections Enjoy and Seed for at least 1:1 ratio. Also please spread the link where you found this torrent to your friends.

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NanoEntity (2010-05-19)

Thanks good stuff

GAZZA2008 (2010-05-19)

lol thx kim

afarensis75 (2010-05-19)

kimkim: You forgot the most important spoiler: You are a retard.

stubben24 (2010-05-19)

kim u fucking Spoiler Cunt.

dsgjsd2 (2010-05-19)

"men only" according too IMDB and the evil christians kills him according to spoilers(what evil forces drives a spoiler? Jesus? or did they just got dropped him with the head first because the cloth hanger method failed? Thanks for the share!

agulla (2010-05-19)

not even bothering with this now due to it being spoiled.

mcjiralo (2010-05-19)

thanks

mpcarter39 (2010-05-19)

kimkim = LOSER

mkmacabre (2010-05-19)

I say we take off and nuke the entire kimkim from orbit ... its the only way to be sure!
*kimkim get off the internet forever. Fool.

 simon200 (2010-05-19)

Cheers for this extremezone

shajju (2010-05-19)

FUCK YOU KIMKIM
hope you die soon

mrgarrison (2010-05-19)

well i didn't see the spoiler so i downed it. wish i hadn't though. i was really really really a really lot disapointed with this garbage. kim ur a choad. a/10 v/10 movie -10

mrgarrison (2010-05-19)

I didnt read the comments so I didn't see the spoiler. kimkim I dont want to be left out so. your a choad liker and all that stuff. about the movie......IT SUCKED OH MY GOD. did I mention that IT SUCKED. A/10 V/10 MOVIE-10

godzillah (2010-05-19)

LOL kimkim is my new hero!!!

NitLions (2010-05-19)

Here's another spoiler for you...Kimkim dies alone and nobody goes to the funeral

tenka73 (2010-05-19)

I think you mean "DIES". No apostrophe. Ass.

sentient1 (2010-05-19)

@NitLions... lol. Best spoiler ever.

bu5tanut (2010-05-19)

God bless all the comments probably more entertaining than the movie.

kontvov (2010-05-19)

Super thx extremezone..

mulukku1 (2010-05-19)

kimkim and ploppy are propably geeks who got their asses kicked in school and now they have become keyboardwarriors

cuftica82 (2010-05-19)

kimkim you fucking retard, i hope you were used by your father!!!

teloycho (2010-05-19)

fuck u kim kim, u are a fucking piece of shit, now coz of u there is no value of download! Is there???

Big-fat-cone (2010-05-19)

Fuck you kimkim, just spoil it for the rest of us.

Cowz (2010-05-19)

kimkim you piece of shit. i pray to asagudarna that your eyes rot and fall out.

ogge84 (2010-05-19)

kimkim you MODER FUCKER. Never say how the Movie end.

ogge84 (2010-05-19)

I Pray every second that kimkim.s dick will fall off. AMEN

ogge84 (2010-05-19)

A: 10
V: 10

 Alia_Erenel (2010-05-19)

thx !

jarooko (2010-05-20)

I can see from the comments it's good that i didn't read kimkims post. I am very interested in what he discovered, but I rather wanna see it for myself. :)

kennyjohn (2010-05-20)

quality is dvd standard but the film is total pile of shit starts off good so u think uve got a decent watch on your hands only to turn into.... well see 4 yourselves but uve been warned.....

_luciferi (2010-05-20)

Quality is Fine.
I highly recommend never ever paying for this movie as it is a chore to watch. There is barely any dialogue.
Some advice for while watching the movie in order to understand it:
The main dude (as in the guy on the cover) dreams about the future so keep that in mind, but still this movie sux ass. The environmental depiction of early America is rather mesmerizing though because America is so industrial now.

OhSo (2010-05-20)

This was an interesting movie...loved the feel of it.
A: 8
V: 10
Can't say that it was awesome all the way through, but the first half hour was spellbinding...thanks for the upload, peac be with.

AnderZEL (2010-05-20)

move 6/10
you can se it but not wery entertaining
But Thanks for good uplode
A 10
V 10
Werry good Dvd rip :)

Gabel (2010-05-20)

This is just one awesome piece of movie, I call this to be as mystic as Fitzcarraldo and as twisted as Apocalypse Now.. A proof that real movies are NOT made in hollywood, my only concern would be the name of the movie and the poster, this is not a cheaply animated 300 or a historical forgery as Troy, this is HELL, no more, no less!!

elenorskepal (2010-05-20)

kimkim, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits you cock sucking thunder cunt!

jared1107 (2010-05-20)

This is a GREAT movie!!!! Especially if you like very little dialog, and a whole fuckin lotta scenes of guys staring. Sometimes staring at each other, and sometimes staring off at some distant object. My iPhone's Stare counting app clocked this movie at 1.64 Stares per minute.
A10
V10
S10 (Stares)
M -3

leomahesh (2010-05-20)

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arildus (2010-05-20)

Thanx;)

ockymofo (2010-05-20)

Would someone sum up this movie so I don't actually have to watch it?

kritos222 (2010-05-20)

A movie whit a kick ass cover, but its more like a independent movie made by some people whit a low budget give this movie a
2/10.
The sound and picture was great, to bad the movie wasent.
Thanks for the upload anyways.

adonis1976 (2010-05-20)

Riktigt kass lågbudget film. Stängde av efter halva rullen. A:10/V:10/M:1

habaneros (2010-05-21)

The first with good quality. SAFE:) Thanks ALOT

QuantamCowboy (2010-05-21)

While the quality is good... the actual movie is a complete pile of drivel with very limited cast. If you are looking for a movie to put you to sleep then this one is for you.

kcross12 (2010-05-21)

alright so the quality of this video is perfect a:10 v:10 but i found that the movie was boring and i didn't like it very much so m:5. Thanks for the upload!

NitLions (2010-05-21)

These cuntheads think they are funny by ruining the ending but they r actually saving you time. I wish I had the time it took me to watch this movie back. I still hate these simple minded asschewers with all my heart that spoiled the end, but this movie is fucking awful terrible bad. Early on its kinda cool and it looks like its gonna be kinda sweet, but then it becomes basically a silent film with a bunch of useless crap going on that u pretty much have to make up what u think is going on. Im focusing all my hatred at Kimkim cuz these other spoilers are just second hand assholes. She came up with the idea 1st u nerdheaded penis handlers!!! Its not cool of u to b a spoiler after she already did it, its actually really lame that u try to get attention from what someone else already did, I hope u all drown in a pool filled with a thousand homeless men's baby-batter!!!

Pagnus (2010-05-21)

A film about nothing. A couple of actors saying nothing and doing less.
Waste of talent. What were they thinking?

john2597 (2010-05-21)

I wont dload this cos of the rating ppl give the movie, but tbh it not the uploaders fault the movies shit so why give the upload a poor rating lol
extremezone done what he did best up a quality vid & audio AVI without guys like this we pay stupid prices for cinema's & DvDs TY extremezone for all your ups.

gatansatan (2010-05-21)

This is the most boring and useless piece of shit movie ever. EVER!!

windsurfer905 (2010-05-22)

I'm going to tell you the plot to save you wasting over an hour of your life.....
Viking setting in the time of the crusades..
dude is in a wood cage he gets taken out to fight kills his opponent...... repeat three times...
he escapes and kills his captors, he meets some christians who convince him to go on a crusade they get in a boat and get lost in the mist and end up on some unknown shore they wierd out and all end up getting killed...the end.
there if 1000 people read this and don't bother to watch this piece of shit I will have saved an entire human life and that will make me feel good because I wasted part of mine watching this totally useless piece of crap. and no it's not like a car crash that you hate but can't look away from..it's more like paint drying.....slowly...on a rainy day...

Laravavi (2010-05-22)

a9 v9, movie itself 1

kimkim (2010-05-22)

Wow, 2 pages with fanboys. Told you it was crap

TheDartgc (2010-05-22)

lol might have 2 give this 1 a miss :-) thx for the heads up tho guys :-)

eriol1 (2010-05-22)

quality is good as good as it get's at that size.
movie is a masterpiece, damn intense, but you should watch it on a big screen with a good soundsystem if you wanna get into it. so maybe you should get a HD version of this movie.
a:10 v:10 m:10

Magpie13 (2010-05-22)

Dudes...the marketeers have fooled you! This is a film for 'world cinema' lovers who are into artsy, gritty subtltly.
See that image of the DVD cover? See those dudes with shields 'n spears? NONE of em are in the film...hows that for false advertising hehehe...
the whole 'violence, blood, hell thing is a bit charged and is totally misleading...ok, yeah, theres some violence...and a wee bit of blood...but its an artsy/intellectual take on hell.
I personally enjoyed it, but it is NOT a mainstream movin, so if you're looking for something like the 300, or gladiator or something like that....save your bandwidth for somewhere else...
great rip - A-9, V-9

jastrion_mychyn (2010-05-22)

A9/V9 I thought it was great. Thanks extremezone.

leomahesh (2010-05-22)

subtitles
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gtsome (2010-05-22)

My first post here, and it goes to kimkim.
Thank you very much you retard for the great spoiler.

Bendhook (2010-05-23)

Thanks for d great upload quality. Bt the movie is a complete shit...

lurker667 (2010-05-23)

Great Movie! Dark, atmospheric and bloody as hell. The pacing is for grown-ups -- whiny 15 year old kids who don't have facial hair yet won't get it. People who would be offended or disturbed by seeing graphic depictions of old men being disemboweled should probably skip it as well.
Thanks for uploading the good sh*t!
A=10
V=10
M=10

youreallgay (2010-05-23)

I enjoyed the film, it was different, its not gonna be everyones cup of tea. It thought it was well directed its the sort of film that could have turned out to be a pill of shit. Worth a look.

youreallgay (2010-05-23)

Wouldnt go as far as lurker667 and say it was a 10 though

basha4tpf (2010-05-23)

Movie is very boring. But tks 2 extremezone.

ogge84 (2010-05-24)

wHAT EVER KIMKIM YOU ARE TIL GGGGAAAYYY

xtremnik (2010-05-24)

Thanks so much Extremezone
Perfect quality
I loved the movie, it's great and different. Not hollywood bullshit with over the top action.
But can someone explain the moral of the movie for me ?
So...One Eye is Wotan/Odin, and sees the future in dreams, right ?
What is the underlying message of this movie, I don't get it. Is it just about the absurdity of Christianity and about the importance of Pagan realism over false beliefs ?
Someone explain their take on the movie ?

Probednz (2010-05-24)

Lessons:
1. Don't go on some stupid mission with idiots that don't know where they're going.
2. In a strange land, stay together or close to the main character. You'll live longer.
3. Stay near the boat... if shit starts... get the hell out.
4. and Pointy end of your sword goes in bad guy, not your mates.
I like the main actor, seen him in other movies. Thought this was an art movie, for a bit. Not a fan.
Moral:
Shit happens.... the only thing that changes is the depth...

heb1 (2010-05-24)

Great up and thanx!
A10/V10... However... totaly fuXxxing pointless movie!

buckeyeq (2010-05-24)

@ploppy10 "Moral: Shit happens" wow thats deep dude.
wow dude... way to quote someone out of context... wow dude. remove the stick retard.

pusaudzpeza (2010-05-25)

To plopppy10...
I have already read 3 of your comments.
why dont you shut the fuck up.
You are just fuckin stupid.
if you are like 12 years old i forgive you

MackePacke13 (2010-05-25)

@ Ploppy10: You qouted "Moral: Shit happens". That's out of context since the complete (and funnier) quote was "Moral:
Shit happens.... the only thing that changes is the depth..."

MackePacke13 (2010-05-25)

Allthough on second thought:
"Shit happens.... the only thing that changes is the depth..."
"Shit happens" wow thats deep dude.

pogsnet (2010-05-26)

Guys Try this, this is much better than this crap
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5591483

Esmad3 (2010-05-27)

It's not just him, u r a retard ploppy

Schalke (2010-05-27)

Life is a shit sandwich
The more bread you have the less shit you taste

einarz (2010-05-28)

this movie is crap!
waste of time .. this 90 minutes of my life i will never get back ...

NedPickles (2010-05-29)

VALHALLA RISING
IN DEVELOPMENT
Action Adventure.
SHORT SYNOPSIS
Harald is living a silent and miserable life captured at the chieftain Barde at Katanes in Scotland (around 1000 A.D.). Barde thinks that Harald is set on earth ?only as a gladiator? and forces him to participate in bloody tournaments on which Barde makes a lot of money.
One day Harald finds an old axe head and a slow awakening starts; he wants to get out of his apathetic darkness. By help from the ten-year-old slave Are he succeeds to escape Barde and burns down his farm. Are wants to go home to Norway but Harald still has unfinished business in Scotland ? Bardes son Kenneth whom he also defeats. Among Kenneths belongings Harald finds an amulet, which help him to regain further pieces of his memories ? maybe he can find out where he really comes from and who he really is?
Harald and Are join a group of Norwegian vikings who are going back to Norway to re-conquer the estates they lost when King Olav christened the land.
But in the Northern Sea their ship is attacked by an enormous and continuous storm. They get lost and is brought out from the world they know and into a completely new and strange ? they continent later to be known as America.
Without any possibilities of getting back they start exploring and conquer the unknown. They sail up the river and set out through the swamps and over land.
They meet formidable natives and are confronted with their own madness and are struck by illnesses and unexplainable phenomenons. While the friendship between Harald and Are is strengthened, Harald realizes that not only are they on their way to the ?heart of darkness? but also towards the re-conquest of his own destiny. A heavy darkness has been upon him since he was five years old. Now he can enlighten it if he is just able to kill what on this unbelievable journey has transformed his from animal to human ? what is the prize of humans?

NedPickles (2010-05-29)

This is from an interview with the director, Refn, at the end of this summer:
RS: Can you tell us a little bit about your next project, Valhalla Rising, starring Mads Mikkelsen?
NWR: Valhalla Rising came out of me working on a horror film that I just couldn?t solve. I just got so fed up, that I went back to an old idea I had about the discovery of America by the Vikings and that was suddenly a very easy story for me to develop, and I?ve learned that if it?s easy, go with it, and so I focused completely on that one. It?s going to be about a mute man who doesn?t know where he?s from, and about the Vikings discovering America. But, I?m not a big fan of Vikings, and I?m definitely not a big fan of costume films. So it occurred to me while making Pusher III, and thought, what if I took this way of making a movie and made a film set in the year 800? Once I got the technical concept, and then I got the story down, then I needed the overall view of the story. It?s the discovery of America, so what? It?s science fiction. For the Vikings, it must have been science fiction?it?s Valhalla. And of course I?ve always wanted to do an action film.

the_law (2010-05-30)

Holy crap, this is the worst film i have seen ever. The first 45 minutes is a silent film.
If you were high.. maybe you could enjoy this... but thats about it.
I want an hour back. My TV needs it too.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR BANDWIDTH!
BTW: i never commend... this movie compelled me bitch.

artur939 (2010-05-31)

A=10 V=10
An inreresting and well made film
but really hard to understand.

catch311 (2010-05-31)

I like art movies, but this one did not compel me to start liking it right from the beginning. Save your time and watch something else that is much deeper and profound than this movie. That's my 2 cents.

S.A.W (2010-06-03)

thanks for putting this up A10 V10.As for the movie it was fucking amazing.i have watched it twice already and evertime i do i pick up on points i missed the 1st time round9/10 for story and acting.not eveone will lkie it u will either love it or hate it.i can see this being a cult film in a few years time.

redking17 (2010-06-07)

completely fake cover... I am trying to figure this movie out... the first 40 minutes are very good... then is filled with about an our or more of very boring crap.... and IS THAT GUY GETTING RAPED OR WHAT THE FUCK?

FreeDerry71 (2010-06-11)

This movie sucks. It's not what it looks like on the cover. And it's almost a complete rip off of Severed Ways.

 dramacore (2010-06-13)

very enjoyable film. not many things out there like this with fantastic landscapes, and great costume design. there's a bit of CGI but it's for the blood. which i think could have been done better with blood bags or something. overall this was a pretty awesome somber adventure. worth checking out if you have interest in this sort of theme, vikings and crusaders and such.
thanks for the share!

Toeclipper (2010-06-17)

strange film, but anyone with a brain cell can work out that they came out of mist into an unknown land. not the holy lands they hoped for due to lack of sand etc. if you noticed they go through an indian burial site so its obvious that they are the 1st vikings to reach america. 200yrs or so before Columbus, who wasnt portugese might i add. besides that he knew it was there before he set off, thanks to the norsemen. read some history and you'd know this.

Toeclipper (2010-06-17)

would like a jug of what they drank, but recommend small sips as you dont want the urge to bum your best mate face down in a peat bog!!!

the_big_lebowski (2010-07-24)

HOLY FUCK-BEANS WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!
if u need a quick synopsis of this film....
its basically, fuck all happens, really fucking slowly, its like the directors have said "ok guys weve got enough story for 3 minutes or so, lets throw in lots of slow-mo pan shots with faces on the sides, oh and cut the sound on the bits that do have the slightest bit of action, then we only have to spend half the ?6.50 budget on the soundman's wages!" if your watching this expecting to see any more action than the first scene, just hit stop, find your torrent and delete it, then be thankful you wont have wasted 90mins of your life watching some raggedy ass actors trudging thru fields or sitting on a boat IN SLOW MOTION!!!
can anyone who had anything to do with the production of this film please find yourself a new job, cos its clear your not too good at this one!!
and finally can whoever designed the cover for this dvd actually watch the film before setting off to work, there is no "army" infact i dont think theres a single scene with more than 6-8 people in it, and if there is you can bet your bottom dollar they will be sitting down and the shot will be in slow motion with half the fucking sound missing!
SHIT FILM!!

serialoverflow (2010-09-12)

Haha, i love the reactions to this upload.
V 10
A 10
M 7
The movie reminded me a lot of Aguirre: The Wrath of God.
Beautiful landscapes, great costumes, much time to think. Artistic, really. It's a welcome variety from all those movies where one action sequence chases till there's one big showdown, preferably with a twist.
Perfect for a quiet sunday afternoon.

Erx31 (2010-11-19)

its realy good for low budget film...
=]

Erx31 (2010-11-19)

CMON ppl seed this! i wanna se this so seed it!

Hewash (2011-01-18)

Vid - 8/10
Aud - 9/10
Thank you uploader

adighraiz (2012-08-15)

5.9 rate by 18,710 users in IMDB is not joke
it mean the movie have something to say and i will listen to the mute warrior :)
i will give it try
thanx "extremezone" and "UniverSalAbsurdity"